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Saturday, June 16, 2007
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
BROMaster coverage keeps going, all summer long.
Don't forget BROMasters, Spannow is having a big BRO gathering in a few days. The thread is sizzle, get in and be hot.
XBIZ Summer Forum. BROMaster friend A1rek, the pool, and tons of burned BROs.
BROMasters has tons of big surprises this summer also.
Stay tuned.
XBIZ Summer Forum. BROMaster friend A1rek, the pool, and tons of burned BROs.
BROMasters has tons of big surprises this summer also.
Stay tuned.
Naughty Ace call out thread becomes game of wits, BROMasters asked to play along.
Naughty America is known all around the BROMaster community as the program with some of the best paysites around, also the best games for BROMasters to use on sites. In fact, if you have never checked um out, you should.
Go here
But this morning, Naughty Ace took the games to a whole nuther level with a STEP INSIDE I AM CALLING YOU OUT DRAMA COMING thread!
Official title, Waat I'm calling you out!!!!! Step inside!
When you post "step inside," that says you mean business as a BRO. Its kinda the same as when you go over to your buddies rented apartment to watch the Nebraska game and his living room is painted using Home Depot Cornhusker colors, you know he means business. A vagina could fall in his nachos and he would still be all about business.
But if you think Ace's instructions stop with the fancy pants title, you couldn't be more wrong. After the "step inside" instructions, a BROMystery begins.
Apparently, the Naughty America offices got ALLL CRAAAAZZY this morning, and we were all invited to play along. I love games! Lets get started!
Thread here
Ace wants us to guess what's in the package. When you first read it, it appears Ace is asking us to guess what is in his package, in which case my first guess was going to be chlamydia and maybe a couple warts. Instead he means the cardboard box.
He makes it a real challenge by leaving the actual package closed. That narrows it down to say, 3 million tangible items that clear postal inspections 3 times daily, which fit into an 8x8 cardboard box.
Hmmmm...whatever could it be???? How exciting!
My guess is a "a more interesting thread." Wouldn't that be witty and shocking! Just when you expect the thread to get worse, Ole' Ace opens the box only to find Lensman's head with a post it note attached,
"Go refresh gfy now. fast huh? signed, TexasDreams."
... Ok, ok, I am trying, but BROPuzzles are really not my thing. He really has me stumped.
OH WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT YOU OLE' TRICKY BASTARD ACE!
Its BROShirts and a Hookah!
Now top that bowl off with some meth laced with heavy ghetto versions of Mexican Heroin and pass that shit so we can all numb ourselves and forget you ever posted this thread.
Go here
But this morning, Naughty Ace took the games to a whole nuther level with a STEP INSIDE I AM CALLING YOU OUT DRAMA COMING thread!
Official title, Waat I'm calling you out!!!!! Step inside!
When you post "step inside," that says you mean business as a BRO. Its kinda the same as when you go over to your buddies rented apartment to watch the Nebraska game and his living room is painted using Home Depot Cornhusker colors, you know he means business. A vagina could fall in his nachos and he would still be all about business.
But if you think Ace's instructions stop with the fancy pants title, you couldn't be more wrong. After the "step inside" instructions, a BROMystery begins.
Apparently, the Naughty America offices got ALLL CRAAAAZZY this morning, and we were all invited to play along. I love games! Lets get started!
Thread here
Ace wants us to guess what's in the package. When you first read it, it appears Ace is asking us to guess what is in his package, in which case my first guess was going to be chlamydia and maybe a couple warts. Instead he means the cardboard box.
He makes it a real challenge by leaving the actual package closed. That narrows it down to say, 3 million tangible items that clear postal inspections 3 times daily, which fit into an 8x8 cardboard box.
Hmmmm...whatever could it be???? How exciting!
My guess is a "a more interesting thread." Wouldn't that be witty and shocking! Just when you expect the thread to get worse, Ole' Ace opens the box only to find Lensman's head with a post it note attached,
"Go refresh gfy now. fast huh? signed, TexasDreams."
... Ok, ok, I am trying, but BROPuzzles are really not my thing. He really has me stumped.
OH WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT YOU OLE' TRICKY BASTARD ACE!
Its BROShirts and a Hookah!
Now top that bowl off with some meth laced with heavy ghetto versions of Mexican Heroin and pass that shit so we can all numb ourselves and forget you ever posted this thread.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
comments
I encourage people to say whatever they like, I am going to change the way comments work though.
BROMasters is moving. We are working on hosting now, the issue is hosting anon. Fubar will be given a link on the site. And we will make sure usernames are prioritized.
And as far as who BROMasters is, you will never know unless you are told and that isn't likely.
we always leave clues. like some of these
changing image names from webmaster.resize.image.
pulling text from board post to reword actual BROMaster text.
mysterious changing of links with webmaster codes in entries and sidebar
i am not going to hold hands, you can figure out the rest :) And so many there are.
Blogger accounts are free. Sometimes the answers are staring you in the eyes. The comments editing deal explains itself, just get a blogger account and see for yourself. If discovering identity is your ambition, please hire a new investigator other than Zingers. BROMaster is a fan of games, but don't just stick your dick in us and push, let us get off as well. Its the polite thing to do.
Thanks
BROMaster
BROMasters is moving. We are working on hosting now, the issue is hosting anon. Fubar will be given a link on the site. And we will make sure usernames are prioritized.
And as far as who BROMasters is, you will never know unless you are told and that isn't likely.
we always leave clues. like some of these
changing image names from webmaster.resize.image.
pulling text from board post to reword actual BROMaster text.
mysterious changing of links with webmaster codes in entries and sidebar
i am not going to hold hands, you can figure out the rest :) And so many there are.
Blogger accounts are free. Sometimes the answers are staring you in the eyes. The comments editing deal explains itself, just get a blogger account and see for yourself. If discovering identity is your ambition, please hire a new investigator other than Zingers. BROMaster is a fan of games, but don't just stick your dick in us and push, let us get off as well. Its the polite thing to do.
Thanks
BROMaster
Cybernet BROVention in the books. BROS went wild!
The Cybernet Expo 10th anniversary BROVention is in the books, and BROMasters has full coverage. We have a first hand look at all the free drinks, the brovention hoes, the biz meetings....just kidding.....and the BROS you have come to know and love!
Click to enlarge our FubarBROMaster pics, and if you attended, let this serve as an important reminder to get out your shout out threads in case you haven't already.
You want people to see that you are popular and well liked! Don't be late, shout out threads are already cropping up all over the boards! And don't forget to include all the popular BROS, even the ones that you don't like.
To make your BROVention shout out extra special, talk about how certain BROS are cool in person and sooooo different from their big bad BROMaster board nicks.
Bus rides are big part of BROVention madness. If you want to make your BROVention bus ride totally awesome, you need BROVention hoes. Leaving your seat open is a good idea on paper, but sometimes it doesn't turn out like you dreamed or like you saw situations turn out with other cool BROS in past pictures.
The important thing is that you remain a cool BRO, no matter what happens.
Nothing makes a BROVention a BROVention without a no name band playing. All the BROS will be there and you can all rawk out together with the free drinks.
Don't be afraid to dance, remember, everyone loves a popular BRO that isn't afraid to get a little crazy at a BROVention.
Good BROS attend seminars.
Better BROS sit on BROMaster panels and get noticed.
Be the BRO in the corner, or be the BRO on the panel, you decide.
Don't forget to have a nice BRO dinner and really rock the town!
BROMasters take over cities all the time, take advantage, remember, your business is in total shambles and the good BROtimes won't always be around.
Make some BROMemories and capture the moments!
You know you want to! You know you want to!
So why not do it? It only makes sense!
Give your BROS back home a ringy ring and let 'um know that you're out pimpin' a BROVention.
Make 'um feel uncool!
Don't forget to tell 'um you will hook 'um up at a BROVention one day....fully paid by your company of course, cause that's how you roll!
BROVentions sometimes have a lot of dudes around. Occasionally, treat yourself to one of the three hot girls that attend the BROVention.
You work hard, so cockblocking your BRO is ok.
Throw on that tie and pimp the BROVention, cause you the man!
You are never too old to pimp a BROVention. But remember, you need to get those BROVention ladies liquored up on your company amex or sponsor drinks before you pimp too hard!
Give it time BROMasters!
And remember, pretend your program does signups!
GO BROS GO!
Remember BROS, everywhere you go, you are the only thing that matters. Don't let a bunch of kids try to ruin your day at the kid park!
Wave those hands in the air like a BRO that just don't care!
Awwww, what's the matter sad BRO?
Your sponsor drink run out?
You know what they say, it ain't over till the painted BROVention stripper dances, and by the looks of it, she a dancin'!!!
Keep your heads up BROS, there are 56 more BROVentions coming up. The good times will roll on.
Now pick up your sad BROFaces and give a big shout out!
Remember BROS, you're popular, you're loved and you rawk!
Monday, June 11, 2007
BROMasters has a pretty big announcement coming.
Things are changing.
We are still going to make fun of StickyZingers, that will stay the same but due to the overwhelming popularity of BROMasters, we are making a big change.
Please stay tuned and thanks for your support.
We are still going to make fun of StickyZingers, that will stay the same but due to the overwhelming popularity of BROMasters, we are making a big change.
Please stay tuned and thanks for your support.
Friday, June 8, 2007
Aftershockmedia finds way to avoid a wedding, still somehow gets fucked in the deal.
Aftershockmedia, a dude we like here at BROMasters, was set to make a huge mistake when he announced he was getting married. More or less, Chio the former pirate posted a thread on ASM's behalf in an attempt to get people to donate some booty in exchange for a chair that is intended to help ASM stand up to dance with his future bride.
The booty donator would get a bunch of sigs. The donatee would get ass only from one girl for the rest of his natural life. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT HUH?
Then the twist, this just wouldn't be BROMasters without a twist.
Apparently ASM isn't getting legally married, so an uprising of sorts has began. Juicy D Links, fan of BROMasters, has called out to GFY that he isn't donating any booty, and that has caused an uproar.
Also, Baddog got rabies over the fact that the marriage isn't legal.
Thread here.
Poor ASM. Guy finds a way to work the system by telling his girl that they are getting married even though they don't actually get married, and he still gets SCREWED. I hope one day I can pull this off!
Dudes just can't win.
The booty donator would get a bunch of sigs. The donatee would get ass only from one girl for the rest of his natural life. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT HUH?
Then the twist, this just wouldn't be BROMasters without a twist.
Apparently ASM isn't getting legally married, so an uprising of sorts has began. Juicy D Links, fan of BROMasters, has called out to GFY that he isn't donating any booty, and that has caused an uproar.
Also, Baddog got rabies over the fact that the marriage isn't legal.
Thread here.
Poor ASM. Guy finds a way to work the system by telling his girl that they are getting married even though they don't actually get married, and he still gets SCREWED. I hope one day I can pull this off!
Dudes just can't win.
BROMasters presents a little Friday fun! Please check out our first EVER episode of ICQ Comic Strip!
Todays Feature ICQ Comic Strip: Fingering the BROMaster.
This ICQ Comic strip is a mystery slash drama! Watch as the internet detectives go after their man!
Part One and Part Two, left to right!
This ICQ Comic strip is a mystery slash drama! Watch as the internet detectives go after their man!
Part One and Part Two, left to right!
Thursday, June 7, 2007
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Wednesday, June 6, 2007
Halcyon, Hug Nation featured on Yahoo, Hate Nation his true passion
Halcyon is our featured BROMaster of the day and he sat down with BROMaster this morning for a little one on one.Halcyon is a peace profit. A purveyor of all things loving. And he was a recently featured on Yahoo.com for his site, Hug Nation. But there is more to Halcyon than the hugs, the pink, the leather, and the pecks. In fact, although Hug Nation has become a symbol of Halycon’s being and persona, it is another site that has served as his true love for years.
Hate Nation.
Sound too crazy to be true? Think again.
BROMaster sat down with Halcyon and uncovered a world not many people thought existed inside those leather chaps.
Hal, thanks for sitting down with BROMasters. Tell us about Hug Nation and how it felt to be the web person of the day on Yahoo!
Hug Nation is a site about love. I want to spread love. Yahoo really helped us get that message out. I am so excited that Hug Nation is really getting notoriety, we have some big things coming in the future, for example, we are…(interrupted)
BORING! He he Sorry Hal, we love you, but lets really get to the meat and potatoes. Tell us about Hate Nation
K, well Hate Nation is a project very near and dear to my heart. In summary, you choose one person a day and you just hate the living fuck out of them.
How did Hate Nation begin?
I was at a BROVention and this guy walked up to me with his hat tipped and his collar popped up. I looked at him and thought, 'god I hate you.' And you know, it felt good. I just hated the prick. Even though I find one person a day to hate, at BROVentions, I actually hate like 10 BROMasters a day. They kinda make it easy.
Have you ever been in a position at a BROVention where you couldn’t find someone to hate?
Oh Jesus, not usually. You can always find some drunk idiot, or some moron trying to be cool with a trucker hat. Not very tough. It has only happened once that I couldn’t find someone to Hate it out With.
Tells us about that experience.
Well, it was The Phoenix BROVention last year and time was running out to really hate
someone. Suddenly, Krosh approached me and started talking to me. And all the sudden, I looked at him and thought, ‘I hate people from Iran.” For no reason I can think of, I just hated the fucking guy.
someone. Suddenly, Krosh approached me and started talking to me. And all the sudden, I looked at him and thought, ‘I hate people from Iran.” For no reason I can think of, I just hated the fucking guy.How did he respond to your hate?
You don’t tell the person you hate that you are hating. That would defeat the purpose of Hate Nation. The best thing about Hate Nation is how it works. You see, you go find someone to hate with behind the back of the person you hate. See? That is why it is so wonderful, it isn’t true hating unless you do it behind the back of the person you hate. So the Hate actually brings people together, that is the essence. So I went and found xxxjay. That guy is like a pillar of hate. We just hated Krosh and all middle
eastern people for the rest of the night. Jay actually bought a Prius after that because he didn’t want to rely on gasoline fuel anymore. He really took hate to a new level. In this case, Hating brought us together and saved a glacier.Don’t you think Hate Nation kinda contradicts Hug Nation and everything you have worked to achieve?
Not really. Hate is a valuable emotion. I hate you and this site, and that feels pretty good.
Halcyon, it has been a pleasure. We look forward to next time.
Fuck off halfwit.
Halcyon continued by throwing a chair at me. The unusual interview wrapped up with Hal storming out in his Bumfights wife beater in a fury of anger.
Thanks BROMasters,
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
Sticky Zingers paying nice odds. Get in now.
What do we love more than the odds? When they pay off. Zingerz may pay off like an x pill at burning man.
Go Zingerz. BROMaster need a new pair a shoes!
Will76 post
Why do any of you even bother replying to sticky fingers ?
The guy knows it all, you are wasting your breath, and for every 1 post you make he makes 10 back.
He has proven in the past with his success that he has "substance" for his opinions. And surely the big idea he is working on will be ground breaking.
Let me lay some odds for anyone who wants to bet:
10:1 the "project" never launches
50:1 if it does launch it is dead in 6 months.
100:1 it is dead with in 12 months
even money he will reply to me 2 times from this thread.
2:1 he will reply 3 times because of this thread.
5:1 he will reply 4 times because of this thread.
10:1 he will reply 5+ times because of this thread.
Seriously, besides getting bumps out of this thread, there is no point replying to the guy. If you ignore him he will at most repeat himself 3 or 4 times and go away. If you reply he will be in for 20+ posts.
I can't wait to see the big idea i am so excited, like a school girl on prom night.
I went with 2 to 1 on the replies, I woulda went 3 to 1, but Will challenged Zingers so that one may be rough, although Zingers never backs down from an opportunity to prove himself a wet dream candidate for a social experiment on reverse psychology.
I am going to pull the trigger on 50 to 1 on business dead in 6 months. I am pretty sure he has a domain and that he can pretend it works for at least 6 months. I think Will screwed the poochy on that one.
You might could go 10 to 1 on never launches and 5 to 1 on 4 replies, that might be a smart bet to cover the bases with.
Lock down your bets boys.
Go Zingerz. BROMaster need a new pair a shoes!
Will76 post
Why do any of you even bother replying to sticky fingers ?
The guy knows it all, you are wasting your breath, and for every 1 post you make he makes 10 back.
He has proven in the past with his success that he has "substance" for his opinions. And surely the big idea he is working on will be ground breaking.
Let me lay some odds for anyone who wants to bet:
10:1 the "project" never launches
50:1 if it does launch it is dead in 6 months.
100:1 it is dead with in 12 months
even money he will reply to me 2 times from this thread.
2:1 he will reply 3 times because of this thread.
5:1 he will reply 4 times because of this thread.
10:1 he will reply 5+ times because of this thread.
Seriously, besides getting bumps out of this thread, there is no point replying to the guy. If you ignore him he will at most repeat himself 3 or 4 times and go away. If you reply he will be in for 20+ posts.
I can't wait to see the big idea i am so excited, like a school girl on prom night.
I went with 2 to 1 on the replies, I woulda went 3 to 1, but Will challenged Zingers so that one may be rough, although Zingers never backs down from an opportunity to prove himself a wet dream candidate for a social experiment on reverse psychology.
I am going to pull the trigger on 50 to 1 on business dead in 6 months. I am pretty sure he has a domain and that he can pretend it works for at least 6 months. I think Will screwed the poochy on that one.
You might could go 10 to 1 on never launches and 5 to 1 on 4 replies, that might be a smart bet to cover the bases with.
Lock down your bets boys.
A poll about Lars being evicted from the internet apartment complex gets Sticky.
We have missed StickyZingerz here at BROMasters. He is like a pet chihuahua to an asthmatic toddler. If you are having a gfy attack, just call StickyZingerz into your thread and he will take all the attacks for you.
Right here.
Actually, just hit page 2. The Zingerz stuff is way more fun.
Zingerz breakdown
Right here.
Actually, just hit page 2. The Zingerz stuff is way more fun.
Zingerz breakdown
Monday, June 4, 2007
SxDx fired from Ramos Consulting, we seek new BR rep immediately
For immediate release
Start press release now
Urgent release
Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Ramos Consulting, a company founded on industry agility and BROVention attendance, is seeking a BROMaster Relations rep. We wish SxDx all the best, he has been with us since the beginning of the Ramos disaster and continued crisis, but we feel the time is ripe to move on. We will still hang out with SxDx and exchange BRO post on gfy, so that all stays the same.
BR person must be able to do the following.
-Spin like a methed out Indian on a cotton wheel protesting British oppression. After BROVentions, I sometimes have issues with people and I need someone who can get in quickly and turn me back into a BRO, fast. You must be inventive and willing to completely lie.
-Perfect BR should have solid understanding of the Gordian knot consulting role that is my job. In other words, when I change jobs, be ready to untangle the mess and turn it into a big deal about how great I am.
-must have extensive BRO contact list in sidekick in case of gfy emergencies
Job location and date of start.
I pretty much need you to start now, in this thread.
Start press release now
Urgent release
Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Ramos Consulting, a company founded on industry agility and BROVention attendance, is seeking a BROMaster Relations rep. We wish SxDx all the best, he has been with us since the beginning of the Ramos disaster and continued crisis, but we feel the time is ripe to move on. We will still hang out with SxDx and exchange BRO post on gfy, so that all stays the same.
BR person must be able to do the following.
-Spin like a methed out Indian on a cotton wheel protesting British oppression. After BROVentions, I sometimes have issues with people and I need someone who can get in quickly and turn me back into a BRO, fast. You must be inventive and willing to completely lie.
-Perfect BR should have solid understanding of the Gordian knot consulting role that is my job. In other words, when I change jobs, be ready to untangle the mess and turn it into a big deal about how great I am.
-must have extensive BRO contact list in sidekick in case of gfy emergencies
Job location and date of start.
I pretty much need you to start now, in this thread.
Saturday, June 2, 2007
Ramos remains winless in BROVention fights this weekend at Redneck.
Fighting a trained MMA guy isn't a move most BROMasters use to try to get that first big win, but hey, every BRO to themselves.
Ramos defeated by Anthony. Fight time, 2 seconds. Win by knockout. Anthony used his left pinky throughout most of the 2 seconds while Ramos countered with 14 sponsored tequila shots, a couple of sponsored pina coladas, ghetto jive talk sponsored by bad white rap albums and some courage he obtained from the Wizard just before he rationalized that fighting Anthony made sense.
Thread here.
This brings his BROVention fight record to 0 - 2, which is actually better than his record vs employers which remains at 0 - 5.
Friday, June 1, 2007
BROddah say
"Of all the worldly passions, posting is the most intense."
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Sponsor my drinks! >>BROMaster Access shows always bring the free sponsor drinks. If you are a real BRO, you get to drink for free.
Real BROS never have an empty cup at a BROVention.
Overall, the BROVention was great.
Lots of Thanks Bros threads are already going, you know, the ones where people have to let you know they were invited to the big vip dinner or they got to hang out with a popular BRO.
Basically the kinda shit we love here at BROMasters.
Any real BRO starts big thank you threads pretty much right after the big vip event. You want to be the first one out of the gates.
<<.Nothing says "I hate pussy" quite like posing in front of a bunch of girls at a BROVention.Look bros, you can pose with them, or around them, but don't treat them like you are an asian boy hanging at a carshow. They aren't Supras.
If you actually want some pussy at a BROVention, tell them you can make them a star.
Real BROs jam out with an electric guitar.>>>
No they don't.
This was a mistake. But every BRO makes a mistake from time to time. Best thing to do is go post a thread and tell everyone how totally wasted you were and tell everyone that a cool BRO kept buying you Jaeger shots.
The other BROs will respect that and you will still be a BRO.
Thursday, May 31, 2007
pope donny, was fat, now skinny, always crazy. Lets go around the porn horn.
Not much happening, but lets make the rounds.
pope donny posted his crazy person diet on jbm.
We love pope donny here at BROMasters, he is always good for a weird thread to fill in some drama downtime.
Lets have a look at how pope donny lost his weight, and mind. Cause God knows, this is interesting.
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When Belinda moved out and I knew it was over, I was devastated.
When Belinda moved out, I cut her face out of our vacation pictures. This took hours. And now I am totally crazy.
My best friend told me that I needed to turn those emotions into something positive.
My best friend was sick of me as well. But since dudes can't break up with other dudes, he convinced me to take up a hobby so that I can't bother him so much.
I'd been wanting to lose weight for years. He said I could channel all that energy into determination to lose weight.
Belinda leaving me came at the perfect time. I had always wanted to go on a crazy person diet.
With his words ringing in my ears, and I decided to do just that. So...
His should be capitalized when referring to God. Like this. With His words ringing in my ears
I gave up soda. I drink water and orange juice exclusively. I'm not saying I won't have a soda once every few weeks, but water and oj is about it. Well, except for the evening glasses of wine (which I gave up this past Monday - not for any religious reasons, just because I was drinking WAY too much of it).
I find drinking cat blood works also.
I eat a lot less. There was no reason to keep gorging on food like I've done for years.
It would be great if you would just stop eating all together.
I've been stuck at this weight for a few weeks now, so it was time to bring in the big guns and shoot the neighbors cat for a sacrifice.
Yesterday I received a new program from my cousin's fiancé, who is a personal trainer down around San Diego. It's time to start really kicking my ass
Trust me, you can find plenty of help for that goal.
and getting some muscle to go with the weight loss. If I follow the program he gave me yesterday I'll start looking really good in the next few months. I've been very determined about this, so I have no doubts I'll follow it.
I can't wait to cross the mojave for bread and bury the cat's body.
Over on GFY, Kandah is still on the run from AaronM. But now Ice has joined in. I think an internet fight is coming soon. Kandah is being accused of stealing. And now the ol' INSIDE NOW thread has been started. Anytime directions are given on how to use a thread title, you know its gangsta muthafucka.
Highlights
You're on thin ice here, son. I'd be very careful if I were you.
-AaronM
Yeah its true I know, pretty stupid of me. However AaronM does the same and I have never done business with him ever.
-Kandah
AaronM has let everyone know that the internet ice is thin and Kandah pretty much just told Ice I will stop when you make him stop.
Keyboards will break over this one.
In other BROMaster news
The Cybernet BROVention is almost sold out. Only 15 rooms left. I figure by next week, BROMaster magic will happen and another 10 rooms will be open.
Keep it real BROMasters
pope donny posted his crazy person diet on jbm.We love pope donny here at BROMasters, he is always good for a weird thread to fill in some drama downtime.
Lets have a look at how pope donny lost his weight, and mind. Cause God knows, this is interesting.
-
When Belinda moved out and I knew it was over, I was devastated.
When Belinda moved out, I cut her face out of our vacation pictures. This took hours. And now I am totally crazy.
My best friend told me that I needed to turn those emotions into something positive.
My best friend was sick of me as well. But since dudes can't break up with other dudes, he convinced me to take up a hobby so that I can't bother him so much.
I'd been wanting to lose weight for years. He said I could channel all that energy into determination to lose weight.
Belinda leaving me came at the perfect time. I had always wanted to go on a crazy person diet.
With his words ringing in my ears, and I decided to do just that. So...
His should be capitalized when referring to God. Like this. With His words ringing in my ears
I gave up soda. I drink water and orange juice exclusively. I'm not saying I won't have a soda once every few weeks, but water and oj is about it. Well, except for the evening glasses of wine (which I gave up this past Monday - not for any religious reasons, just because I was drinking WAY too much of it).
I find drinking cat blood works also.
I eat a lot less. There was no reason to keep gorging on food like I've done for years.
It would be great if you would just stop eating all together.
I've been stuck at this weight for a few weeks now, so it was time to bring in the big guns and shoot the neighbors cat for a sacrifice.
Yesterday I received a new program from my cousin's fiancé, who is a personal trainer down around San Diego. It's time to start really kicking my ass
Trust me, you can find plenty of help for that goal.
and getting some muscle to go with the weight loss. If I follow the program he gave me yesterday I'll start looking really good in the next few months. I've been very determined about this, so I have no doubts I'll follow it.
I can't wait to cross the mojave for bread and bury the cat's body.
Over on GFY, Kandah is still on the run from AaronM. But now Ice has joined in. I think an internet fight is coming soon. Kandah is being accused of stealing. And now the ol' INSIDE NOW thread has been started. Anytime directions are given on how to use a thread title, you know its gangsta muthafucka.
Highlights
You're on thin ice here, son. I'd be very careful if I were you.
-AaronM
Yeah its true I know, pretty stupid of me. However AaronM does the same and I have never done business with him ever.
-Kandah
AaronM has let everyone know that the internet ice is thin and Kandah pretty much just told Ice I will stop when you make him stop.
Keyboards will break over this one.
In other BROMaster news
The Cybernet BROVention is almost sold out. Only 15 rooms left. I figure by next week, BROMaster magic will happen and another 10 rooms will be open.
Keep it real BROMasters
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Drama Watch. Baddog vs. Dirty franck
Right here
Baddog had some time to kill, drama brewin.'
Baddog is doing one of those self interview numbers. You know, ask me anything. Of course FranckenDrama was right on it.
FranckenDrama doesn't like the USA. Baddog likes guns. Something about this chemistry has potential.
Baddog had some time to kill, drama brewin.'
Baddog is doing one of those self interview numbers. You know, ask me anything. Of course FranckenDrama was right on it.
FranckenDrama doesn't like the USA. Baddog likes guns. Something about this chemistry has potential.
Drama Watch issued for GFY
Drama Watch has been issued for GFY.
Here on GFY
So this Kandah guy came on and tried to make good with everyone. Basically he is fucked because he is going to launch a new content store and he probably did the old enemy count and ran out of fingers and toes so he figured now was the time to give the ol' apology. And of course he calls it a PUBLIC ANNOUCEMENT!
Public Announcements are sort of like press releases, lots of people do 'em, they hardly ever mean shit.
This public announcement is just short of Sticky's persona suicide. (which by the way is by far the best ever public annoucement of all time!)
So far only GFYsuperDramaHeroeAaronM is being gangsta gangsta in the thread. Lets see where she goes. I think we are going to need a little more dirt if this one is going to make for entertainment.
This is only a watch until further notice.
Here on GFY
So this Kandah guy came on and tried to make good with everyone. Basically he is fucked because he is going to launch a new content store and he probably did the old enemy count and ran out of fingers and toes so he figured now was the time to give the ol' apology. And of course he calls it a PUBLIC ANNOUCEMENT!
Public Announcements are sort of like press releases, lots of people do 'em, they hardly ever mean shit.
This public announcement is just short of Sticky's persona suicide. (which by the way is by far the best ever public annoucement of all time!)
So far only GFYsuperDramaHeroeAaronM is being gangsta gangsta in the thread. Lets see where she goes. I think we are going to need a little more dirt if this one is going to make for entertainment.
This is only a watch until further notice.
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
EthicalAds is now live. Put your ads in front of everyone, including your competitors!
Whenever the BROMasters arrive at the BROvention hotel, they always get a cool nifty bag with a bunch of stuff in it. You can pay to have your stuff placed in these bags. Our company buys space in these bags. We have “aspirin” placed in the bags. BROMasters love aspirin because they get headaches from drinking too much.
Now, here is the cool part, the “aspirins” aren’t really aspirins, they are hallucinogenic pills with ad-spaces in them. I know, this sounds crazy, but here is how it works.
Have you ever been sitting at a BROvention and thought, “I wish that were my ad hanging above the seminar, or beside the pool.”? Well of course you have! Well, why not TAKE what you want! Get your product known!
With EthicalAds, you can sponsor our pills. Once you become a sponsor of our pills, all the BROMasters that take the pills at BROventions will see our rotation of ads in place of the sponsored ads.
What does this mean for you?
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Lets say Pussycash or Lightspeed pays off the BROVention so they can hang their ads all around. We are ALL familiar with how obnoxious that can be! With EthicalAds, webmasters will only see ads in our network when they look at the sponsored ads.
Here is a typical Sponsor ad at a BROVention.
Here is what a sponsor ad looks like through a BROMaster after he takes an EthicalAds pill.
See the difference?
Pretty cool huh?
Lets try again.
They PAID for that spot. Boo Hoo for them!
You paid for OUR spot. Woo Hoo for you!
We know right now you are probably thinking, but if those sponsors paid, then aren't they going to get mad? Our hallucinogenic EthicalAd pills are NOT shoved down anyone's throats! Yes, they look like aspirin, but it is still a CHOICE! There is a full disclosure on the backside of the non-peel label on the backside of the bottle; The message is simple to read, particularly if you can read hebrew through a magnifying glass.
So no reason to wait, get started today and Get Ethical!
Now, here is the cool part, the “aspirins” aren’t really aspirins, they are hallucinogenic pills with ad-spaces in them. I know, this sounds crazy, but here is how it works.
Have you ever been sitting at a BROvention and thought, “I wish that were my ad hanging above the seminar, or beside the pool.”? Well of course you have! Well, why not TAKE what you want! Get your product known!
With EthicalAds, you can sponsor our pills. Once you become a sponsor of our pills, all the BROMasters that take the pills at BROventions will see our rotation of ads in place of the sponsored ads.
What does this mean for you?
Check it out.
Lets say Pussycash or Lightspeed pays off the BROVention so they can hang their ads all around. We are ALL familiar with how obnoxious that can be! With EthicalAds, webmasters will only see ads in our network when they look at the sponsored ads.
Here is a typical Sponsor ad at a BROVention.
Here is what a sponsor ad looks like through a BROMaster after he takes an EthicalAds pill.
See the difference?
Pretty cool huh?
Lets try again.
They PAID for that spot. Boo Hoo for them!
You paid for OUR spot. Woo Hoo for you!
We know right now you are probably thinking, but if those sponsors paid, then aren't they going to get mad? Our hallucinogenic EthicalAd pills are NOT shoved down anyone's throats! Yes, they look like aspirin, but it is still a CHOICE! There is a full disclosure on the backside of the non-peel label on the backside of the bottle; The message is simple to read, particularly if you can read hebrew through a magnifying glass.
So no reason to wait, get started today and Get Ethical!
Sunday, May 27, 2007
BromasterBucksCash.tv launches new innovative support ticket system. INDUSTRY CHANGING!
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Friday, May 25, 2007
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Have a Happy Memorial Day BROMasters!
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Have a Happy Memorial Day BROMasters!
BIG BROMaster Product announcement coming TODAY. INDUSTRY CHANGING!
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THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE BROVENTIONS FOREVER!
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Thursday, May 24, 2007
A question about how to be invisible on ICQ turns into a wreck on JBM
Wow. Oh wow.
Check it if ya like
Belinda wants to know how to make someone invisible on her icq. By the end of this thread, I would gander to say that she should be searching for the delete person function!
I am too tired for pope donny tonight. I need sleep. I am going to let this baby simmer overnight, JBM is usually quiet during the moonlight.
Good night BROMasters.
Check it if ya like
Belinda wants to know how to make someone invisible on her icq. By the end of this thread, I would gander to say that she should be searching for the delete person function!
I am too tired for pope donny tonight. I need sleep. I am going to let this baby simmer overnight, JBM is usually quiet during the moonlight.
Good night BROMasters.
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JBM drama watch. Slavdogg vs. Alien and his team of voices.
DRAMA WATCH ISSUED FOR JBM. THIS IS ONLY A WATCH.
This thread
AlienQ just told Slavdogg that he doesn't understand adult revenue in Google.
Already a gem came out of this one
Alien, please commit suicide right now
-Slavdogg
This thread
AlienQ just told Slavdogg that he doesn't understand adult revenue in Google.
Already a gem came out of this one
Alien, please commit suicide right now
-Slavdogg
Jace, you cannot be in my 5 -XXXJay
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Introducing Tony404 posting software. Your brand. Your solution.
Ever thought, “wow, some people always get their sig in threads, why can’t my company be like that?”
Well, now you can!
Introducing Tony404 software. The software works like this.
First, you set up the options you want.
Option 1
Board you want your brand on- GFY
This one is where you set the board you want your Tony404 account to work on. You can change that to JBM if you like, or any board you choose. Unfortunately, our Tony404 package doesn’t support multiple boards.
Option 2
Amount of daily post you will accept- 1000
This is how many post you will accept on a daily basis. Now, this doesn’t mean you get that many post, I will explain in the next option.
Option 3
Usefulness of post, check one please-
__NOT USEFUL
__JUST STUPID
_x_PATHETIC BORDERING ON DELUSIONAL
Ok, this is the tricky part to the software. You choose one option and then that option runs against your accepted daily post amount. It works like this, the more useless your Tony404 software is set at, the closer you will get to your daily accepted post amount. Most companies just set it at PATHETIC BORDERING ON DELUSIONAL and let it run wild.
Ok, once the options are set, you just go to your control panel and click GO post Tony404 and you will start seeing ridiculous post all over the place. The software is actually super smart, it picks out threads that involve someone’s well thought out ideas and it totally misses the topics point. Depending on your usefulness settings, it can miss the point of a thread up to 8 times per thread.
SIMPLEY AWESOME!
So what are you waiting on? Get your brand out there now! GET NOTICED!
Well, now you can!
Introducing Tony404 software. The software works like this.
First, you set up the options you want.
Option 1
Board you want your brand on- GFY
This one is where you set the board you want your Tony404 account to work on. You can change that to JBM if you like, or any board you choose. Unfortunately, our Tony404 package doesn’t support multiple boards.
Option 2
Amount of daily post you will accept- 1000
This is how many post you will accept on a daily basis. Now, this doesn’t mean you get that many post, I will explain in the next option.
Option 3
Usefulness of post, check one please-
__NOT USEFUL
__JUST STUPID
_x_PATHETIC BORDERING ON DELUSIONAL
Ok, this is the tricky part to the software. You choose one option and then that option runs against your accepted daily post amount. It works like this, the more useless your Tony404 software is set at, the closer you will get to your daily accepted post amount. Most companies just set it at PATHETIC BORDERING ON DELUSIONAL and let it run wild.
Ok, once the options are set, you just go to your control panel and click GO post Tony404 and you will start seeing ridiculous post all over the place. The software is actually super smart, it picks out threads that involve someone’s well thought out ideas and it totally misses the topics point. Depending on your usefulness settings, it can miss the point of a thread up to 8 times per thread.
SIMPLEY AWESOME!
So what are you waiting on? Get your brand out there now! GET NOTICED!
BVF is this weeks MVB poster.
I know it is bit early to award this week's Most Valuable Bro poster, from now on I will stick to Fridays, but this is a holiday weekend, so we gotta cut things short.
BVF was selected for his performance in A Note to Tassy.
One thing I have come to learn is that a lot of posters seem lost in their ways. Many don't seem to know how to post in high profile drama threads. Happens more than it should, but fear not my fellow BROMasters, that is why I am here. To help.
But helping fellow BRO's can only be done when showing you what an MVB Poster looks like.
Drama can get hot, but here is a perfect text-book example of posting when the heat is on.
from-A Note to Tassy
Starter- Immortal Pussycat
Conditions- HOT, an industry pregnancy had just been discovered and a pornstar couldn't find a compliment laying around near her pill bottles so she was whoring for attention. NOT EASY CONDITIONS ALL.
-post is a reply to JaneyB
this thread isn't about you...shut the fuck up...goddamn...
I can understand you posting in this thread, but now you're answering people when they're not even talking to you...
I've just gotten to the top of the fourth page and I'll bet as soon as I hit submit and read this page, there will be a JaneB post every second or third one down...
-BVF
See how smooth and to the point that delivery was? Lets really break down this MVB post.
-
this thread isn't about you...shut the fuck up...goddamn...
We would appreciate a more sincere effort by you to stop posting JaneyB
I can understand you posting in this thread, but now you're answering people when they're not even talking to you...
The keyboard that is your delusion is not speaking, so stop responding.
I've just gotten to the top of the fourth page and I'll bet as soon as I hit submit and read this page, there will be a JaneB post every second or third one down...
This right here is what an MVB poster does when he closes. Mind control. In this case, BVF makes the offender think the keyboard is challenging them, in which case the offender will actually post something even dumber.
Cheers to posters like BVF, the world needs more of ya' :)
Fellow BROMasters, if you ever think the drama is too hot, don't overthink it. Just step away and tune into BROMasters, our arms are open.
BVF was selected for his performance in A Note to Tassy.
One thing I have come to learn is that a lot of posters seem lost in their ways. Many don't seem to know how to post in high profile drama threads. Happens more than it should, but fear not my fellow BROMasters, that is why I am here. To help.
But helping fellow BRO's can only be done when showing you what an MVB Poster looks like.
Drama can get hot, but here is a perfect text-book example of posting when the heat is on.
from-A Note to Tassy
Starter- Immortal Pussycat
Conditions- HOT, an industry pregnancy had just been discovered and a pornstar couldn't find a compliment laying around near her pill bottles so she was whoring for attention. NOT EASY CONDITIONS ALL.
-post is a reply to JaneyB
this thread isn't about you...shut the fuck up...goddamn...
I can understand you posting in this thread, but now you're answering people when they're not even talking to you...
I've just gotten to the top of the fourth page and I'll bet as soon as I hit submit and read this page, there will be a JaneB post every second or third one down...
-BVF
See how smooth and to the point that delivery was? Lets really break down this MVB post.
-
this thread isn't about you...shut the fuck up...goddamn...
We would appreciate a more sincere effort by you to stop posting JaneyB
I can understand you posting in this thread, but now you're answering people when they're not even talking to you...
The keyboard that is your delusion is not speaking, so stop responding.
I've just gotten to the top of the fourth page and I'll bet as soon as I hit submit and read this page, there will be a JaneB post every second or third one down...
This right here is what an MVB poster does when he closes. Mind control. In this case, BVF makes the offender think the keyboard is challenging them, in which case the offender will actually post something even dumber.
Cheers to posters like BVF, the world needs more of ya' :)
Fellow BROMasters, if you ever think the drama is too hot, don't overthink it. Just step away and tune into BROMasters, our arms are open.
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Angeleyes looking for love on JBM
Posted by Angeleyes
From JBM
It's just someone I met, I asked his age and I could have swore he said 31, turns out he's 21~! lol He acted like a 31 year old, has his own place, etc. I just turned 35. And.... I'm definately not looking for a Husband, or F-buddy. Just someone to date, hangout with, be friends with and get to know better, but marriage is soooooooooo far from my mind, it's a huge move and nothing I would even consider with ANYONE any time this decade... and not a "serious" relationship with him either. Kind of an inbetween because I'm not ready for a major commitment and I don't like clingy guys and he wouldn't be cuz he has his buddies to hang out with on his own.
He invited me to go to the Keys..... that kind of stuff, not moving in together. A big "hell no" to cohabitation either. Lol
So, if I understand this correctly, lets go over her JBM forever singles ad.
1- Girl looking for guy to date. (Good deal, being a girl always helps when you are looking for a heterosexual man with one or more balls)
2- I just turned 35. And.... I'm definately not looking for a Husband, I would even consider with ANYONE any time this decade (you told us you are 35, so this means you will be ready to get married at 38. Newsflash!!! You need to bag a man now, it is only going to get tougher!)
3- Not looking for someone to fuck. (Oh outstanding! I know as a guy, I find it intrusive when I pay for dinner and get to fuck the prize later)
4- Just looking to hangout, be friends. (You should reply to all the ads guys place in the "looking for 35+ year old female who just wants to be friends" category. Oh that's right, there isn't one!)
5- and not a "serious" relationship with him either (well, you pretty much nailed down a non-serious status with number 3. You will get dumped after date 1. If you are mid-30s, you gotta put out if you wanna stay in this game honey)
6- Kind of an inbetween because I'm not ready for a major commitment and (and you don't like to fuck, you don't want to get married, you only want to hang out. My god, that isn't in between anything, that is SOL for a your dating life!)
7- I don't like clingy guys (You pretty much took care of that issue. see number 5, number 4, number 3 and number 2)
8-A big "hell no" to cohabitation either. Lol (I wouldn't call starving students anytime soon girl)
Well, you gotta give a girl credit, looking for love on a porn message board takes guts.
From JBM
It's just someone I met, I asked his age and I could have swore he said 31, turns out he's 21~! lol He acted like a 31 year old, has his own place, etc. I just turned 35. And.... I'm definately not looking for a Husband, or F-buddy. Just someone to date, hangout with, be friends with and get to know better, but marriage is soooooooooo far from my mind, it's a huge move and nothing I would even consider with ANYONE any time this decade... and not a "serious" relationship with him either. Kind of an inbetween because I'm not ready for a major commitment and I don't like clingy guys and he wouldn't be cuz he has his buddies to hang out with on his own.
He invited me to go to the Keys..... that kind of stuff, not moving in together. A big "hell no" to cohabitation either. Lol
So, if I understand this correctly, lets go over her JBM forever singles ad.
1- Girl looking for guy to date. (Good deal, being a girl always helps when you are looking for a heterosexual man with one or more balls)
2- I just turned 35. And.... I'm definately not looking for a Husband, I would even consider with ANYONE any time this decade (you told us you are 35, so this means you will be ready to get married at 38. Newsflash!!! You need to bag a man now, it is only going to get tougher!)
3- Not looking for someone to fuck. (Oh outstanding! I know as a guy, I find it intrusive when I pay for dinner and get to fuck the prize later)
4- Just looking to hangout, be friends. (You should reply to all the ads guys place in the "looking for 35+ year old female who just wants to be friends" category. Oh that's right, there isn't one!)
5- and not a "serious" relationship with him either (well, you pretty much nailed down a non-serious status with number 3. You will get dumped after date 1. If you are mid-30s, you gotta put out if you wanna stay in this game honey)
6- Kind of an inbetween because I'm not ready for a major commitment and (and you don't like to fuck, you don't want to get married, you only want to hang out. My god, that isn't in between anything, that is SOL for a your dating life!)
7- I don't like clingy guys (You pretty much took care of that issue. see number 5, number 4, number 3 and number 2)
8-A big "hell no" to cohabitation either. Lol (I wouldn't call starving students anytime soon girl)
Well, you gotta give a girl credit, looking for love on a porn message board takes guts.
BROddha say
One of his posters asked BROddha, "I think I got herpes from a prostitute in Vegas, what do I do?""Post it on GFY," answered BROddha.
"But GFY, that isn't a medical site? That board isn't as good as my doctor, right?"
"GFY all things under the sun," answered BROddha
"But BROddha, what if people use it against me in future drama threads?" The poster persisted.
"Just deny. We are what we post today, not what we post yesterday."
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Tuesday, May 22, 2007
BROstats has arrived! Introduces Shizzle technology
BROStats is pleased to send out a press release about our new industry changing Shizzle technology and announce that we are now a sponsor of BROMasters, so you can trust us!
somewhere in Asia where the weather is warm and tropical
start press release
BROstats.tv is the newest most efficient way to scrub joins and give stats to affiliates. Unlike our competition, we want to give you a cool look into how you process joins from start to finish. So come along for a ride that will change the way your affiliate program does business!
Ok, ever wondered, "who is buying our stuff?" Well, you are not alone, that is why BROstats innovated a new visual Shizzle display system! And yes, that is trademarked, so don't even think about it competition!
Here is how it works
First, we want to show you what your actual join that your affiliate sends looks like!
Yep, that is a picture of an actual join! How cool is that? Now, once you know who your join is, time to scrub that baby!
So in step two, shizzle display will show you the scrub.
That's right, watch that join get scrubbed in real time and find out if you should keep it or send it back where it came from. With shizzle technology, if you see some chinese fucker sitting there, you don't even have to scrub, you can just hit DO NOT ALLOW IN and the join goes back to China where it belongs. You are not only scrubbing with this new shizzle technology, but you have your own little border patrol as well. Pretty fucking cool huh?
K, now you have the join. But what now? Ok, you take the affiliates join, and you do this.
That's right, just keep it. Shizzle technology allows you to just keep that bad boy.
But Shizzle, what about the affiliate?
Well, Shizzle thought of that also. All you do is drag and drop the following file into the affiliatestats.stats file.
If you do 1 -3 joins per week, we suggest you just do this drag and drop yourself. If you do 4 -6 joins per week, for an extra $399, we will set up a cron job to drag and drop this file. Our cron job insures the HIT and JOIN display for no more than 2 seconds total.
Wanna know what others are saying?
"It changed our program. One day, you are making $15 per join and your affiliates are converting at 1-200, the next day, you are making $59.99 per join and the affiliates conversions get better. With Shizzle technology, we actually found a cool way to make the sales and hits disappear, which made the conversion better and the affiliates happier than ever, so it was a win win. Only thing we had to do was have our filipinos make a bunch of banners that said BEST CONVERSIONS EVER."
BromasterBucksCash.tv Director of Management and Chief Sales representative, Master Jess (board nick name)
Contact us today and start making moolah!
somewhere in Asia where the weather is warm and tropical
start press release
BROstats.tv is the newest most efficient way to scrub joins and give stats to affiliates. Unlike our competition, we want to give you a cool look into how you process joins from start to finish. So come along for a ride that will change the way your affiliate program does business!
Ok, ever wondered, "who is buying our stuff?" Well, you are not alone, that is why BROstats innovated a new visual Shizzle display system! And yes, that is trademarked, so don't even think about it competition!
Here is how it works
First, we want to show you what your actual join that your affiliate sends looks like!
Yep, that is a picture of an actual join! How cool is that? Now, once you know who your join is, time to scrub that baby!
So in step two, shizzle display will show you the scrub.
That's right, watch that join get scrubbed in real time and find out if you should keep it or send it back where it came from. With shizzle technology, if you see some chinese fucker sitting there, you don't even have to scrub, you can just hit DO NOT ALLOW IN and the join goes back to China where it belongs. You are not only scrubbing with this new shizzle technology, but you have your own little border patrol as well. Pretty fucking cool huh?
K, now you have the join. But what now? Ok, you take the affiliates join, and you do this.
That's right, just keep it. Shizzle technology allows you to just keep that bad boy.But Shizzle, what about the affiliate?
Well, Shizzle thought of that also. All you do is drag and drop the following file into the affiliatestats.stats file.
If you do 1 -3 joins per week, we suggest you just do this drag and drop yourself. If you do 4 -6 joins per week, for an extra $399, we will set up a cron job to drag and drop this file. Our cron job insures the HIT and JOIN display for no more than 2 seconds total.Wanna know what others are saying?
"It changed our program. One day, you are making $15 per join and your affiliates are converting at 1-200, the next day, you are making $59.99 per join and the affiliates conversions get better. With Shizzle technology, we actually found a cool way to make the sales and hits disappear, which made the conversion better and the affiliates happier than ever, so it was a win win. Only thing we had to do was have our filipinos make a bunch of banners that said BEST CONVERSIONS EVER."
BromasterBucksCash.tv Director of Management and Chief Sales representative, Master Jess (board nick name)
Contact us today and start making moolah!
BROstats has a HUGE BROMasters announcement
coming today.
We are going to change the industry.
Check back later, the industry will never be the same.
We are going to change the industry.
Check back later, the industry will never be the same.
Monday, May 21, 2007
BromasterBucksCash.tv is hiring new reps! Leave us a comment application!
You heard right! We are hiring. Are you the right person for the job? Please leave a comment application if you think you are qualified! Let us know why we should hire you!
-Must have knowledge of the Internet but does not have to.
-Must suddenly have opinions about politics, abortion, religion, race, cooking, your favorite tv shows, if a crackwhore can make a single girl site, etc.
-Willing to figure out how to leave your icq on all day long but never actually be there.
-Possess an unmatched ability in being so low in the company that you can’t even order toilet paper without asking, much less tell an affiliate when their check should arrive
-Must be able to say “that’s not my job” 40 times in a row in less than 7 seconds!
-Must have a sound grasp on how to put your nose in someone else’s business on message boards.
-Must have industry experience. In fact, we prefer you have worked at least 17 industry related jobs, otherwise, please don’t apply.
-misspelling press releases a must.
You work from home and never have to worry with coming to the office because our operation isn’t even really legal so we prefer not having an office.
SOUND LIKE YOU?
Benefits include
Being like Guy Pearce from Memento. You pretty much just cruise all day on auto-jackass, you chat with people and then you forget what ever the fuck you just chatted about 2 seconds later. It is fucking awesome! No pressure at all! If an affiliate gets upset with you, you have no idea why and don’t really give a fuck!
TAKE YOUR BOARD NICK TO THE NEXT LEVEL! FEEL THE RUSH OF ANNOUNCING YOUR NEWEST POSITION!
BE A PART OF OUR TEAM! TODAY!
-Must have knowledge of the Internet but does not have to.
-Must suddenly have opinions about politics, abortion, religion, race, cooking, your favorite tv shows, if a crackwhore can make a single girl site, etc.
-Willing to figure out how to leave your icq on all day long but never actually be there.
-Possess an unmatched ability in being so low in the company that you can’t even order toilet paper without asking, much less tell an affiliate when their check should arrive
-Must be able to say “that’s not my job” 40 times in a row in less than 7 seconds!
-Must have a sound grasp on how to put your nose in someone else’s business on message boards.
-Must have industry experience. In fact, we prefer you have worked at least 17 industry related jobs, otherwise, please don’t apply.
-misspelling press releases a must.
You work from home and never have to worry with coming to the office because our operation isn’t even really legal so we prefer not having an office.
SOUND LIKE YOU?
Benefits include
Being like Guy Pearce from Memento. You pretty much just cruise all day on auto-jackass, you chat with people and then you forget what ever the fuck you just chatted about 2 seconds later. It is fucking awesome! No pressure at all! If an affiliate gets upset with you, you have no idea why and don’t really give a fuck!
TAKE YOUR BOARD NICK TO THE NEXT LEVEL! FEEL THE RUSH OF ANNOUNCING YOUR NEWEST POSITION!
BE A PART OF OUR TEAM! TODAY!
Can I buy a vowel? I will take an A.
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Sunday, May 20, 2007
A Note to Tassy turns in to a hoe whistle for JaneyB
The formula is simple, call out one crazy girl, another crazy girl will come in to try to get the crazy focus back on her. Just how it goes. Works every time. See, when people are crazy, they tend to think the interweb is talking to them.
What Immortal puss cat wrote,
I tried to send you a heartfelt note in your thread girlfriend, but when I hit submit it was closed, go figure. I am truly sorry to hear about what you are going through and have been there myself. Sounds like your soon-to-be-ex is immature sprinkled with a little selfishness and selfcenteredness. You are a doll and this experience will make you stronger. For those that questioned your knowledge on the subject of your man I say this: some of us are very trusting individuals that only want to see the best in people, therefore we do not always question their intentions (we prefer to assume they are good, like ours). We like to believe that we will be treated the way we treat others and that is not always the case. You will be ok sweetie. If there is no way you guys can work this out, forgive him and forget him and don't let this jade you.
What JaneyB read
JANEB ARE YOU OK HOW IS JANEB DO YOU OWN A TGP JANEB YOU ARE NOT HOT BUT YOU ARE HOT JANEB IS IMPORTANT HOW ARE JANEB FEELING TODAY JANEB YOU SHOULD POST
So we covered the whole Tassy breakdown episode last week. But the good times must roll on, and JaneyB is a fuckin' spinning wheel on a downhill slope for an exclusive stay at the nuttyho resort and spa.
I respect it though, you gotta love them girls that can bring the drama. You all might remember that JaneyB first made our BROMaster radar back in march.
So a note for tassy was supposed to be a public gfy note to help tassy cause you know, if you wanna help someone, you gotta post your personal feelings on a public message board.
The note wasn't bad. Just girlie's cackling about feelings and things. Then JaneyB came in obviously worried the attention was going away from how nutty she is.
Well it looks like JaneyB got the attention she wanted.
She pretty much got pimp slapped a whole bunch of times. Her only argument was that she owns a tgp and then she tried to compare herself to actual successful models.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=734070
What Immortal puss cat wrote,
I tried to send you a heartfelt note in your thread girlfriend, but when I hit submit it was closed, go figure. I am truly sorry to hear about what you are going through and have been there myself. Sounds like your soon-to-be-ex is immature sprinkled with a little selfishness and selfcenteredness. You are a doll and this experience will make you stronger. For those that questioned your knowledge on the subject of your man I say this: some of us are very trusting individuals that only want to see the best in people, therefore we do not always question their intentions (we prefer to assume they are good, like ours). We like to believe that we will be treated the way we treat others and that is not always the case. You will be ok sweetie. If there is no way you guys can work this out, forgive him and forget him and don't let this jade you.
What JaneyB read
JANEB ARE YOU OK HOW IS JANEB DO YOU OWN A TGP JANEB YOU ARE NOT HOT BUT YOU ARE HOT JANEB IS IMPORTANT HOW ARE JANEB FEELING TODAY JANEB YOU SHOULD POST
So we covered the whole Tassy breakdown episode last week. But the good times must roll on, and JaneyB is a fuckin' spinning wheel on a downhill slope for an exclusive stay at the nuttyho resort and spa.
I respect it though, you gotta love them girls that can bring the drama. You all might remember that JaneyB first made our BROMaster radar back in march.
So a note for tassy was supposed to be a public gfy note to help tassy cause you know, if you wanna help someone, you gotta post your personal feelings on a public message board.
The note wasn't bad. Just girlie's cackling about feelings and things. Then JaneyB came in obviously worried the attention was going away from how nutty she is.
Well it looks like JaneyB got the attention she wanted.
She pretty much got pimp slapped a whole bunch of times. Her only argument was that she owns a tgp and then she tried to compare herself to actual successful models.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=734070
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Rochard post a poem on GFY
I wouldn't normally post webmaster poetry, actually, I have to admit, I have never been faced with the decision.
I can't ever recall a webmaster writing a complete sentence, much less a poem. Anyways, this is weirdness and deemed worthy of attention.
Rochard, the recent Lightspeed officer turned Yankscash for a couple of weeks then Playboy where he dedicated a mustang to heffner and on to Cherrypimps, keeps us all on the edge of our buttocks with this strange addition to his legacy.
Last week, he wrote a poem to his former co-workers girlfriend who used to sleep with that now turned christian dude Donny and, well, I'm confused.
Point is the guy spilled his heart out with a poem. Look kids, if you are reading, take'th my advice and never post a poem on a porno message board. Its weird. Especially when the poem is actually lyrics from a 70s band that you changed.
Spannow's Girl By Rochard (And Rick Springfield) Spannow is a friend, yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Spannow's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
You know, I wish that I had Spannow's girl, I wish that I had Spannow's girl
Where can I find a woman like that I play along with the charade, there doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot '
Cos she's watching him with those eyes And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
Like Spannow's girl, I wish that I had Spannow's girl Where can I find a woman, where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time, wondering what she don't see in me I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love supposed to be Tell me, where can I find a woman like that
[Solo]
You know, I wish that I had Spannow's girl, I wish that I had Spannow's girl
I want Spannow's girl, where can I find a woman like that, like Spannow's girl,
I wish that I had Spannow's girl, I want, I want Spannow's girl
I can't ever recall a webmaster writing a complete sentence, much less a poem. Anyways, this is weirdness and deemed worthy of attention.
Rochard, the recent Lightspeed officer turned Yankscash for a couple of weeks then Playboy where he dedicated a mustang to heffner and on to Cherrypimps, keeps us all on the edge of our buttocks with this strange addition to his legacy.
Last week, he wrote a poem to his former co-workers girlfriend who used to sleep with that now turned christian dude Donny and, well, I'm confused.
Point is the guy spilled his heart out with a poem. Look kids, if you are reading, take'th my advice and never post a poem on a porno message board. Its weird. Especially when the poem is actually lyrics from a 70s band that you changed.
Spannow's Girl By Rochard (And Rick Springfield) Spannow is a friend, yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Spannow's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
You know, I wish that I had Spannow's girl, I wish that I had Spannow's girl
Where can I find a woman like that I play along with the charade, there doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot '
Cos she's watching him with those eyes And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
Like Spannow's girl, I wish that I had Spannow's girl Where can I find a woman, where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time, wondering what she don't see in me I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love supposed to be Tell me, where can I find a woman like that
[Solo]
You know, I wish that I had Spannow's girl, I wish that I had Spannow's girl
I want Spannow's girl, where can I find a woman like that, like Spannow's girl,
I wish that I had Spannow's girl, I want, I want Spannow's girl
Tassy Pinkster ain’t the babies mama! Real springer style drama here!
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Tuesday, May 1, 2007
BROMaster tip of the day
Ever wonder how big brands become so big?
Don't waste a bunch of time advertising your company, contributing useful information, and offering great service.
Instead, make a total jackass of yourself.
It is a simple, cheap and effective way to brand your product.
Don't waste a bunch of time advertising your company, contributing useful information, and offering great service.
Instead, make a total jackass of yourself.
It is a simple, cheap and effective way to brand your product.
Sunday, April 29, 2007
BROMaster tip of the day.
If you are having a BROMaster gathering, getaway, brovention, or whatever, always say the Hotel is Almost Sold Out!
After a couple of weeks go by, make rooms reappear again using BROMaster magic.
Ok everyone, apparently the Hotel found some more rooms! Don't miss out, this is going to be the best show of the year!
After a couple of weeks go by, make rooms reappear again using BROMaster magic.
Ok everyone, apparently the Hotel found some more rooms! Don't miss out, this is going to be the best show of the year!
Monday, April 16, 2007
Bromaster tip of the day
Ever wonder why that other rep always has long threads when he post his company's new TGP galleries?
Ever think, hey, I want people to tell me how great I am when I post new galleries.
Ok, so here is a tip. ALWAYS POST A NUDEY PIC!
Don't just say, here is webmasterfastcashtothebank.tv's latest galleries.
Try this
(((((Nudey pictures inside CLICK NOW))))))))))
The paranthasees gives it that sort of echo look. Makes it look loud and spicey! And the Nudey Pic part is to the point. Click now and get the goods.
Give it a try and come back and tell the BROMasters how it went. I bet you are the talk of the basement when your company sees the results : )
Ever think, hey, I want people to tell me how great I am when I post new galleries.
Ok, so here is a tip. ALWAYS POST A NUDEY PIC!
Don't just say, here is webmasterfastcashtothebank.tv's latest galleries.
Try this
(((((Nudey pictures inside CLICK NOW))))))))))
The paranthasees gives it that sort of echo look. Makes it look loud and spicey! And the Nudey Pic part is to the point. Click now and get the goods.
Give it a try and come back and tell the BROMasters how it went. I bet you are the talk of the basement when your company sees the results : )
Sunday, March 25, 2007
westsidegunitnobody-know-us-hosting downtime annoucnment
As most of you already know from our postings on the boards, we added a new fabulon dell computer to our computer lineup. But as we already said in the press release, when Pedro plugged in the usb 60 gig hd, it only showed 58 gigs.
Our PROMO! was so awesome that we used up the 58 gigs and new clients have been down because of it. If you signed up this month, you are down.
We seriously are sorry. Pedro is working his mexican ass off trying to get a new hd with the full 60 gigs we were promised. He has been calling western gate and we expect an answer really soon.
So don't panic, as usual we have it all under control. We expect all the sites that have been down the past week to be up by no later than Memorial day.
thank you,
Our PROMO! was so awesome that we used up the 58 gigs and new clients have been down because of it. If you signed up this month, you are down.
We seriously are sorry. Pedro is working his mexican ass off trying to get a new hd with the full 60 gigs we were promised. He has been calling western gate and we expect an answer really soon.
So don't panic, as usual we have it all under control. We expect all the sites that have been down the past week to be up by no later than Memorial day.
thank you,
Friday, March 16, 2007
Sleazy's TGP VIP party invite NOT given to JaneB
I guess this TGP elitist invite thread is becoming a yearly thing. Ok basically SleazyDream makes a post every year and tells everyone that they are not invited to his party at the upcoming brovention. And every year people get mad.
I think Sleazy is just trying to cause a fuss' but you know GFYers, if they think they are being left out, they start flexing post counts and stuff. Anyways, this year the whole threadtastrophy really went the distance!
God I love drama! You know, I have no traffic and pretty much no life, so this kind a thing really fucking rules for me!
So check it!
The post gets off to its usual start and people start hating on Sleazy. Totally expected. He tells everyone that they are not invited and that he sent out an invite already. Of course, all the people invited start posting thanks as a way to show everyone that they fit in and are totally vip. Anyways, nothing groundbreaking in that, happens every year.
Ok, so, lets break down a fanfuckingtastical 16 page GFY gem!
By page two, Sleazy's long time arch enemy Beemk starts in on him and the fireworks are off and poppin' like orville redenbacher!
mabye your memory is as bad as your spelling then, or mabye you're in denial. not only have i been to the parties, but you've also went out of your way to meet up with me and buy me drinks, and i've also bought advertising on your site. mabye you should pay more close attention to who buys advertising and less attention to trying to invite people to your parties to get more "friends" in the industry.
Of course Sleazy breaks out the 2 cents image and fires back
still don't know who the fuck you are
sucks for you cause till I do you ain't getting an invite
Pretty much Beemk never really gets an invite and he doesn't seem to want one either, but the poppin' continues without much spectacularness for a little bit with GFYers Kre8tor, Afrin and wiredoctor telling Sleazy he is ticking off clients. Kinda the usual drama, but still so far it is worth reading.
And then
Enter JaneB.
God I now love this broad after this thread! Talk about bringing the drama and not having any dignity whatsoever! I love it. Ok, JaneB turns out to be Jane Burgess who is a pretty hot model girl that only does the "goods" with her hubby.
On page 3, Janey secures her place in the battle and the thread takes on a whole new face!
Haha that is funny. I talked to some of the tgp owners and they are not invited. Fuck I own a tgp site that is newer and doing great. Just another loser thinking he is cool. It sems like porn is full of people like him. I have talked to some of the people invited and they have nothing to do with traffic and they said they did not buy ads on his site.
This is just the start, Janey also brings in GFYer Bitchbuster. And he fires off to.
Good for you. Most of the parties are just morans in porn who wish they were more well known. Would do anything to get their pics posted online or in one of the magazines. Just a bunch of losers who think they are important but no one really gives a shit about them. The real big people in porn don't post threads like this one. They don't need to exclude anyone just to make themselves feel like they are powerful. They know they are rocking and don't have to show off. Sleazy is a fuck and most people know it. He is a little man in the world of porn.
Now it turns out Bitchbuster is Janey's friend in Arizona which is why he jumps in. That is what is so great about drama, you can always depend on the friends to jump in and come to the rescue. Especially when a girl is involved, the all the dudes who want to hit it jump in.
The debacle continues when Janey tells Sleazy he will never get to play with her tits.
My tits are great, and all real. You will never get the pleasure of watching them bounce in person. That is for only very special people, and you are not on the list.
Sleazy replies telling Janey that he could just pay $24.99 for access to her site.
Now, so far you are probably thinking the drama is just ok. But trust in me folks, this one gets good baby!
Ok, so far,
-Sleazy is having a party
-Not everyone is invited
-Janey is hot and doesn't like Sleazy
-Janey has great tits
-Sleazy will not get to see the titties at the next show
-Sleazy says all he has to do is pay $24.99 to get full titty access.
So, lets keep on goin'
Sleazy tells Janey that anything is possible, like he could accidentally see her tits, like if he walked in on her changing, in other words, Sleazy believes in the Adidas "impossible is nothing" ads.
But Janey says if he comes to her house that she will sick her german shepard on him.
Check. Janey. No one wants to fuck with a German Shepard!
So Sleazy starts telling her that people with no traffic that want to get in her pants will stick up for her to try to drop the panties. Jane fights back saying she "doesn't think she is all that."
Suddenly and without any warning, sub drama breaks out!
Jimmy3way says
Is that the place where Raimi t-boned me and cracked my ribs?
and Bitchbuster says
If you post fake shit again on me dating someone I am not, I will crack your ribs at the Forum you little prick.
and then Jimmy3way says
You must be fucking kidding me. Come find me, I fucking dare you. Ask around, I'll be easy to find.
Oh man I love it when GFY nicks go at each other. You can almost hear them being restrained through the keyboards. All this tough talk has me parched, time for a little lemon lime sprite :)
Now, Janey is getting real heated and I can't confirm the next stuff, kinda he said, she said, she blew kinda thing, but lets carry on.
Sleazy now claims that Janey is hiting him up on icq offering sex for an invite, this is when the thread really gets good. Honestly, the thread is long, so I would recommend just going directly to page 7 if you are interested in reading all this yourself. But I recommend that you just let me do the break downs.
Sleazy says,
thanks for the icq. I admit, you're hot. Can't deny that. I will fuck your brains out for an invite. find me tuesday night or wed morning. As agreed you can keep up the persona on here. Looking forward to it, see you in phoenix!
WOO HOOO!
How awesome is this drama????
I guess Janey didn't take well to Sleazy posting that.
You must be drunk. I never sent you an icq message. So stop making shit up. What is my icq number? Shit you wish I would send you an icq. I also said I thought you were an asshole, and do not want to go to your party. I would never fuck anyone for an invite, so don't flatter yourself. I have never talked to you except for on here, so I don't know who the hell you talked to on icq but it was not me. Like I said what was the icq number?
Now, this thread is already a hall of fame drama kinda affair, and you probably wouldn't believe me if I told you that it was about to get better.
But
This motherfucker is about to get better!
So Janey brings in the lawyers and all kinds of peoples are going to be sued. She is mad that Sleazy is posting pictures of her from her site. Nothing special pretty much the lawyers make way into all drama threads. What makes this thread classic is coming up.
So Sleazy tells GFY that Janey is mad at him because she begged him for an ambush interview a while back and that he turned her down. At the same time, someone from Janey's site post Sleazy's signup info.
Uh Oh. Bad bad bad.
Janey gets mad and cancels Sleazy's membership! And doesn't refund him! How great is this?
I am pretty sure this is the best thread of 2007. Well, the year is young. So I guess we will see.
So it goes, if you are a masochist and into suffering through all the gibberish, visit the actual thread. If not, let us do the dirty work for you.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=715380
I think Sleazy is just trying to cause a fuss' but you know GFYers, if they think they are being left out, they start flexing post counts and stuff. Anyways, this year the whole threadtastrophy really went the distance!
God I love drama! You know, I have no traffic and pretty much no life, so this kind a thing really fucking rules for me!
So check it!
The post gets off to its usual start and people start hating on Sleazy. Totally expected. He tells everyone that they are not invited and that he sent out an invite already. Of course, all the people invited start posting thanks as a way to show everyone that they fit in and are totally vip. Anyways, nothing groundbreaking in that, happens every year.
Ok, so, lets break down a fanfuckingtastical 16 page GFY gem!
By page two, Sleazy's long time arch enemy Beemk starts in on him and the fireworks are off and poppin' like orville redenbacher!
mabye your memory is as bad as your spelling then, or mabye you're in denial. not only have i been to the parties, but you've also went out of your way to meet up with me and buy me drinks, and i've also bought advertising on your site. mabye you should pay more close attention to who buys advertising and less attention to trying to invite people to your parties to get more "friends" in the industry.
Of course Sleazy breaks out the 2 cents image and fires back
still don't know who the fuck you are
sucks for you cause till I do you ain't getting an invite
Pretty much Beemk never really gets an invite and he doesn't seem to want one either, but the poppin' continues without much spectacularness for a little bit with GFYers Kre8tor, Afrin and wiredoctor telling Sleazy he is ticking off clients. Kinda the usual drama, but still so far it is worth reading.
And then
Enter JaneB.
God I now love this broad after this thread! Talk about bringing the drama and not having any dignity whatsoever! I love it. Ok, JaneB turns out to be Jane Burgess who is a pretty hot model girl that only does the "goods" with her hubby.
On page 3, Janey secures her place in the battle and the thread takes on a whole new face!
Haha that is funny. I talked to some of the tgp owners and they are not invited. Fuck I own a tgp site that is newer and doing great. Just another loser thinking he is cool. It sems like porn is full of people like him. I have talked to some of the people invited and they have nothing to do with traffic and they said they did not buy ads on his site.
This is just the start, Janey also brings in GFYer Bitchbuster. And he fires off to.
Good for you. Most of the parties are just morans in porn who wish they were more well known. Would do anything to get their pics posted online or in one of the magazines. Just a bunch of losers who think they are important but no one really gives a shit about them. The real big people in porn don't post threads like this one. They don't need to exclude anyone just to make themselves feel like they are powerful. They know they are rocking and don't have to show off. Sleazy is a fuck and most people know it. He is a little man in the world of porn.
Now it turns out Bitchbuster is Janey's friend in Arizona which is why he jumps in. That is what is so great about drama, you can always depend on the friends to jump in and come to the rescue. Especially when a girl is involved, the all the dudes who want to hit it jump in.
The debacle continues when Janey tells Sleazy he will never get to play with her tits.
My tits are great, and all real. You will never get the pleasure of watching them bounce in person. That is for only very special people, and you are not on the list.
Sleazy replies telling Janey that he could just pay $24.99 for access to her site.
Now, so far you are probably thinking the drama is just ok. But trust in me folks, this one gets good baby!
Ok, so far,
-Sleazy is having a party
-Not everyone is invited
-Janey is hot and doesn't like Sleazy
-Janey has great tits
-Sleazy will not get to see the titties at the next show
-Sleazy says all he has to do is pay $24.99 to get full titty access.
So, lets keep on goin'
Sleazy tells Janey that anything is possible, like he could accidentally see her tits, like if he walked in on her changing, in other words, Sleazy believes in the Adidas "impossible is nothing" ads.
But Janey says if he comes to her house that she will sick her german shepard on him.
Check. Janey. No one wants to fuck with a German Shepard!
So Sleazy starts telling her that people with no traffic that want to get in her pants will stick up for her to try to drop the panties. Jane fights back saying she "doesn't think she is all that."
Suddenly and without any warning, sub drama breaks out!
Jimmy3way says
Is that the place where Raimi t-boned me and cracked my ribs?
and Bitchbuster says
If you post fake shit again on me dating someone I am not, I will crack your ribs at the Forum you little prick.
and then Jimmy3way says
You must be fucking kidding me. Come find me, I fucking dare you. Ask around, I'll be easy to find.
Oh man I love it when GFY nicks go at each other. You can almost hear them being restrained through the keyboards. All this tough talk has me parched, time for a little lemon lime sprite :)
Now, Janey is getting real heated and I can't confirm the next stuff, kinda he said, she said, she blew kinda thing, but lets carry on.
Sleazy now claims that Janey is hiting him up on icq offering sex for an invite, this is when the thread really gets good. Honestly, the thread is long, so I would recommend just going directly to page 7 if you are interested in reading all this yourself. But I recommend that you just let me do the break downs.
Sleazy says,
thanks for the icq. I admit, you're hot. Can't deny that. I will fuck your brains out for an invite. find me tuesday night or wed morning. As agreed you can keep up the persona on here. Looking forward to it, see you in phoenix!
WOO HOOO!
How awesome is this drama????
I guess Janey didn't take well to Sleazy posting that.
You must be drunk. I never sent you an icq message. So stop making shit up. What is my icq number? Shit you wish I would send you an icq. I also said I thought you were an asshole, and do not want to go to your party. I would never fuck anyone for an invite, so don't flatter yourself. I have never talked to you except for on here, so I don't know who the hell you talked to on icq but it was not me. Like I said what was the icq number?
Now, this thread is already a hall of fame drama kinda affair, and you probably wouldn't believe me if I told you that it was about to get better.
But
This motherfucker is about to get better!
So Janey brings in the lawyers and all kinds of peoples are going to be sued. She is mad that Sleazy is posting pictures of her from her site. Nothing special pretty much the lawyers make way into all drama threads. What makes this thread classic is coming up.
So Sleazy tells GFY that Janey is mad at him because she begged him for an ambush interview a while back and that he turned her down. At the same time, someone from Janey's site post Sleazy's signup info.
Uh Oh. Bad bad bad.
Janey gets mad and cancels Sleazy's membership! And doesn't refund him! How great is this?
I am pretty sure this is the best thread of 2007. Well, the year is young. So I guess we will see.
So it goes, if you are a masochist and into suffering through all the gibberish, visit the actual thread. If not, let us do the dirty work for you.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=715380
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