Tuesday, May 22, 2007

BROstats has arrived! Introduces Shizzle technology

BROStats is pleased to send out a press release about our new industry changing Shizzle technology and announce that we are now a sponsor of BROMasters, so you can trust us!

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BROstats.tv is the newest most efficient way to scrub joins and give stats to affiliates. Unlike our competition, we want to give you a cool look into how you process joins from start to finish. So come along for a ride that will change the way your affiliate program does business!

Ok, ever wondered, "who is buying our stuff?" Well, you are not alone, that is why BROstats innovated a new visual Shizzle display system! And yes, that is trademarked, so don't even think about it competition!

Here is how it works

First, we want to show you what your actual join that your affiliate sends looks like!



Yep, that is a picture of an actual join! How cool is that? Now, once you know who your join is, time to scrub that baby!

So in step two, shizzle display will show you the scrub.






That's right, watch that join get scrubbed in real time and find out if you should keep it or send it back where it came from. With shizzle technology, if you see some chinese fucker sitting there, you don't even have to scrub, you can just hit DO NOT ALLOW IN and the join goes back to China where it belongs. You are not only scrubbing with this new shizzle technology, but you have your own little border patrol as well. Pretty fucking cool huh?

K, now you have the join. But what now? Ok, you take the affiliates join, and you do this.

That's right, just keep it. Shizzle technology allows you to just keep that bad boy.

But Shizzle, what about the affiliate?

Well, Shizzle thought of that also. All you do is drag and drop the following file into the affiliatestats.stats file.

If you do 1 -3 joins per week, we suggest you just do this drag and drop yourself. If you do 4 -6 joins per week, for an extra $399, we will set up a cron job to drag and drop this file. Our cron job insures the HIT and JOIN display for no more than 2 seconds total.

Wanna know what others are saying?

"It changed our program. One day, you are making $15 per join and your affiliates are converting at 1-200, the next day, you are making $59.99 per join and the affiliates conversions get better. With Shizzle technology, we actually found a cool way to make the sales and hits disappear, which made the conversion better and the affiliates happier than ever, so it was a win win. Only thing we had to do was have our filipinos make a bunch of banners that said BEST CONVERSIONS EVER."
BromasterBucksCash.tv Director of Management and Chief Sales representative, Master Jess (board nick name)

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