Sponsor my drinks! >>BROMaster Access shows always bring the free sponsor drinks. If you are a real BRO, you get to drink for free.
Real BROS never have an empty cup at a BROVention.
Overall, the BROVention was great.
Lots of Thanks Bros threads are already going, you know, the ones where people have to let you know they were invited to the big vip dinner or they got to hang out with a popular BRO.
Basically the kinda shit we love here at BROMasters.
Any real BRO starts big thank you threads pretty much right after the big vip event. You want to be the first one out of the gates.
<<.Nothing says "I hate pussy" quite like posing in front of a bunch of girls at a BROVention.Look bros, you can pose with them, or around them, but don't treat them like you are an asian boy hanging at a carshow. They aren't Supras.
If you actually want some pussy at a BROVention, tell them you can make them a star.
Real BROs jam out with an electric guitar.>>>
No they don't.
This was a mistake. But every BRO makes a mistake from time to time. Best thing to do is go post a thread and tell everyone how totally wasted you were and tell everyone that a cool BRO kept buying you Jaeger shots.
The other BROs will respect that and you will still be a BRO.
