Aftershockmedia finds way to avoid a wedding, still somehow gets fucked in the deal.

Aftershockmedia, a dude we like here at BROMasters, was set to make a huge mistake when he announced he was getting married. More or less, Chio the former pirate posted a thread on ASM's behalf in an attempt to get people to donate some booty in exchange for a chair that is intended to help ASM stand up to dance with his future bride.

The booty donator would get a bunch of sigs. The donatee would get ass only from one girl for the rest of his natural life. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT HUH?

Then the twist, this just wouldn't be BROMasters without a twist.

Apparently ASM isn't getting legally married, so an uprising of sorts has began. Juicy D Links, fan of BROMasters, has called out to GFY that he isn't donating any booty, and that has caused an uproar.

Also, Baddog got rabies over the fact that the marriage isn't legal.

Thread here.

Poor ASM. Guy finds a way to work the system by telling his girl that they are getting married even though they don't actually get married, and he still gets SCREWED. I hope one day I can pull this off!

Dudes just can't win.