Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Angeleyes looking for love on JBM

Posted by Angeleyes
From JBM
It's just someone I met, I asked his age and I could have swore he said 31, turns out he's 21~! lol He acted like a 31 year old, has his own place, etc. I just turned 35. And.... I'm definately not looking for a Husband, or F-buddy. Just someone to date, hangout with, be friends with and get to know better, but marriage is soooooooooo far from my mind, it's a huge move and nothing I would even consider with ANYONE any time this decade... and not a "serious" relationship with him either. Kind of an inbetween because I'm not ready for a major commitment and I don't like clingy guys and he wouldn't be cuz he has his buddies to hang out with on his own.

He invited me to go to the Keys..... that kind of stuff, not moving in together. A big "hell no" to cohabitation either. Lol


So, if I understand this correctly, lets go over her JBM forever singles ad.

1- Girl looking for guy to date. (Good deal, being a girl always helps when you are looking for a heterosexual man with one or more balls)

2- I just turned 35. And.... I'm definately not looking for a Husband, I would even consider with ANYONE any time this decade (you told us you are 35, so this means you will be ready to get married at 38. Newsflash!!! You need to bag a man now, it is only going to get tougher!)

3- Not looking for someone to fuck. (Oh outstanding! I know as a guy, I find it intrusive when I pay for dinner and get to fuck the prize later)

4- Just looking to hangout, be friends. (You should reply to all the ads guys place in the "looking for 35+ year old female who just wants to be friends" category. Oh that's right, there isn't one!)


5- and not a "serious" relationship with him either (well, you pretty much nailed down a non-serious status with number 3. You will get dumped after date 1. If you are mid-30s, you gotta put out if you wanna stay in this game honey)


6- Kind of an inbetween because I'm not ready for a major commitment and (and you don't like to fuck, you don't want to get married, you only want to hang out. My god, that isn't in between anything, that is SOL for a your dating life!)

7- I don't like clingy guys (You pretty much took care of that issue. see number 5, number 4, number 3 and number 2)

8-A big "hell no" to cohabitation either. Lol (I wouldn't call starving students anytime soon girl)

Well, you gotta give a girl credit, looking for love on a porn message board takes guts.