Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Naughty Ace call out thread becomes game of wits, BROMasters asked to play along.

Naughty America is known all around the BROMaster community as the program with some of the best paysites around, also the best games for BROMasters to use on sites. In fact, if you have never checked um out, you should.

Go here


But this morning, Naughty Ace took the games to a whole nuther level with a STEP INSIDE I AM CALLING YOU OUT DRAMA COMING thread!

Official title, Waat I'm calling you out!!!!! Step inside!

When you post "step inside," that says you mean business as a BRO. Its kinda the same as when you go over to your buddies rented apartment to watch the Nebraska game and his living room is painted using Home Depot Cornhusker colors, you know he means business. A vagina could fall in his nachos and he would still be all about business.

But if you think Ace's instructions stop with the fancy pants title, you couldn't be more wrong. After the "step inside" instructions, a BROMystery begins.

Apparently, the Naughty America offices got ALLL CRAAAAZZY this morning, and we were all invited to play along. I love games! Lets get started!

Thread here






Ace wants us to guess what's in the package. When you first read it, it appears Ace is asking us to guess what is in his package, in which case my first guess was going to be chlamydia and maybe a couple warts. Instead he means the cardboard box.

He makes it a real challenge by leaving the actual package closed. That narrows it down to say, 3 million tangible items that clear postal inspections 3 times daily, which fit into an 8x8 cardboard box.

Hmmmm...whatever could it be???? How exciting!

My guess is a "a more interesting thread." Wouldn't that be witty and shocking! Just when you expect the thread to get worse, Ole' Ace opens the box only to find Lensman's head with a post it note attached,
"Go refresh gfy now. fast huh? signed, TexasDreams."

... Ok, ok, I am trying, but BROPuzzles are really not my thing. He really has me stumped.









OH WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT YOU OLE' TRICKY BASTARD ACE!

Its BROShirts and a Hookah!

Now top that bowl off with some meth laced with heavy ghetto versions of Mexican Heroin and pass that shit so we can all numb ourselves and forget you ever posted this thread.