Rochard post a poem on GFY

I wouldn't normally post webmaster poetry, actually, I have to admit, I have never been faced with the decision.

I can't ever recall a webmaster writing a complete sentence, much less a poem. Anyways, this is weirdness and deemed worthy of attention.

Rochard, the recent Lightspeed officer turned Yankscash for a couple of weeks then Playboy where he dedicated a mustang to heffner and on to Cherrypimps, keeps us all on the edge of our buttocks with this strange addition to his legacy.

Last week, he wrote a poem to his former co-workers girlfriend who used to sleep with that now turned christian dude Donny and, well, I'm confused.

Point is the guy spilled his heart out with a poem. Look kids, if you are reading, take'th my advice and never post a poem on a porno message board. Its weird. Especially when the poem is actually lyrics from a 70s band that you changed.

Spannow's Girl By Rochard (And Rick Springfield) Spannow is a friend, yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Spannow's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
You know, I wish that I had Spannow's girl, I wish that I had Spannow's girl
Where can I find a woman like that I play along with the charade, there doesn't seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty when they start talking cute I wanna tell her that I love her, but the point is probably moot '
Cos she's watching him with those eyes And she's lovin' him with that body, I just know it And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
Like Spannow's girl, I wish that I had Spannow's girl Where can I find a woman, where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time, wondering what she don't see in me I've been funny, I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way love supposed to be Tell me, where can I find a woman like that
[Solo]
You know, I wish that I had Spannow's girl, I wish that I had Spannow's girl
I want Spannow's girl, where can I find a woman like that, like Spannow's girl,
I wish that I had Spannow's girl, I want, I want Spannow's girl