Monday, May 21, 2007

BromasterBucksCash.tv is hiring new reps! Leave us a comment application!

You heard right! We are hiring. Are you the right person for the job? Please leave a comment application if you think you are qualified! Let us know why we should hire you!


-Must have knowledge of the Internet but does not have to.
-Must suddenly have opinions about politics, abortion, religion, race, cooking, your favorite tv shows, if a crackwhore can make a single girl site, etc.
-Willing to figure out how to leave your icq on all day long but never actually be there.
-Possess an unmatched ability in being so low in the company that you can’t even order toilet paper without asking, much less tell an affiliate when their check should arrive
-Must be able to say “that’s not my job” 40 times in a row in less than 7 seconds!
-Must have a sound grasp on how to put your nose in someone else’s business on message boards.
-Must have industry experience. In fact, we prefer you have worked at least 17 industry related jobs, otherwise, please don’t apply.
-misspelling press releases a must.


You work from home and never have to worry with coming to the office because our operation isn’t even really legal so we prefer not having an office.

SOUND LIKE YOU?

Benefits include

Being like Guy Pearce from Memento. You pretty much just cruise all day on auto-jackass, you chat with people and then you forget what ever the fuck you just chatted about 2 seconds later. It is fucking awesome! No pressure at all! If an affiliate gets upset with you, you have no idea why and don’t really give a fuck!

TAKE YOUR BOARD NICK TO THE NEXT LEVEL! FEEL THE RUSH OF ANNOUNCING YOUR NEWEST POSITION!
BE A PART OF OUR TEAM! TODAY!