SxDx fired from Ramos Consulting, we seek new BR rep immediately

For immediate release

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Urgent release
Ft. Lauderdale, FL

Ramos Consulting, a company founded on industry agility and BROVention attendance, is seeking a BROMaster Relations rep. We wish SxDx all the best, he has been with us since the beginning of the Ramos disaster and continued crisis, but we feel the time is ripe to move on. We will still hang out with SxDx and exchange BRO post on gfy, so that all stays the same.

BR person must be able to do the following.


-Spin like a methed out Indian on a cotton wheel protesting British oppression. After BROVentions, I sometimes have issues with people and I need someone who can get in quickly and turn me back into a BRO, fast. You must be inventive and willing to completely lie.


-Perfect BR should have solid understanding of the Gordian knot consulting role that is my job. In other words, when I change jobs, be ready to untangle the mess and turn it into a big deal about how great I am.

-must have extensive BRO contact list in sidekick in case of gfy emergencies


Job location and date of start.

I pretty much need you to start now, in this thread.