The Cybernet Expo 10th anniversary BROVention is in the books, and BROMasters has full coverage. We have a first hand look at all the free drinks, the brovention hoes, the biz meetings....just kidding.....and the BROS you have come to know and love!
Click to enlarge our FubarBROMaster pics, and if you attended, let this serve as an important reminder to get out your shout out threads in case you haven't already.
You want people to see that you are popular and well liked! Don't be late, shout out threads are already cropping up all over the boards! And don't forget to include all the popular BROS, even the ones that you don't like.
To make your BROVention shout out extra special, talk about how certain BROS are cool in person and sooooo different from their big bad BROMaster board nicks.
Bus rides are big part of BROVention madness. If you want to make your BROVention bus ride totally awesome, you need BROVention hoes. Leaving your seat open is a good idea on paper, but sometimes it doesn't turn out like you dreamed or like you saw situations turn out with other cool BROS in past pictures.
The important thing is that you remain a cool BRO, no matter what happens.
Nothing makes a BROVention a BROVention without a no name band playing. All the BROS will be there and you can all rawk out together with the free drinks.
Don't be afraid to dance, remember, everyone loves a popular BRO that isn't afraid to get a little crazy at a BROVention.
Good BROS attend seminars.
Better BROS sit on BROMaster panels and get noticed.
Be the BRO in the corner, or be the BRO on the panel, you decide.
Don't forget to have a nice BRO dinner and really rock the town!
BROMasters take over cities all the time, take advantage, remember, your business is in total shambles and the good BROtimes won't always be around.
Make some BROMemories and capture the moments!
You know you want to! You know you want to!
So why not do it? It only makes sense!
Give your BROS back home a ringy ring and let 'um know that you're out pimpin' a BROVention.
Make 'um feel uncool!
Don't forget to tell 'um you will hook 'um up at a BROVention one day....fully paid by your company of course, cause that's how you roll!
BROVentions sometimes have a lot of dudes around. Occasionally, treat yourself to one of the three hot girls that attend the BROVention.
You work hard, so cockblocking your BRO is ok.
Throw on that tie and pimp the BROVention, cause you the man!
You are never too old to pimp a BROVention. But remember, you need to get those BROVention ladies liquored up on your company amex or sponsor drinks before you pimp too hard!
Give it time BROMasters!
And remember, pretend your program does signups!
GO BROS GO!
Remember BROS, everywhere you go, you are the only thing that matters. Don't let a bunch of kids try to ruin your day at the kid park!
Wave those hands in the air like a BRO that just don't care!
Awwww, what's the matter sad BRO?
Your sponsor drink run out?
You know what they say, it ain't over till the painted BROVention stripper dances, and by the looks of it, she a dancin'!!!
Keep your heads up BROS, there are 56 more BROVentions coming up. The good times will roll on.
Now pick up your sad BROFaces and give a big shout out!
Remember BROS, you're popular, you're loved and you rawk!
