Halcyon is our featured BROMaster of the day and he sat down with BROMaster this morning for a little one on one.Halcyon is a peace profit. A purveyor of all things loving. And he was a recently featured on Yahoo.com for his site, Hug Nation. But there is more to Halcyon than the hugs, the pink, the leather, and the pecks. In fact, although Hug Nation has become a symbol of Halycon’s being and persona, it is another site that has served as his true love for years.
Hate Nation.
Sound too crazy to be true? Think again.
BROMaster sat down with Halcyon and uncovered a world not many people thought existed inside those leather chaps.
Hal, thanks for sitting down with BROMasters. Tell us about Hug Nation and how it felt to be the web person of the day on Yahoo!
Hug Nation is a site about love. I want to spread love. Yahoo really helped us get that message out. I am so excited that Hug Nation is really getting notoriety, we have some big things coming in the future, for example, we are…(interrupted)
BORING! He he Sorry Hal, we love you, but lets really get to the meat and potatoes. Tell us about Hate Nation
K, well Hate Nation is a project very near and dear to my heart. In summary, you choose one person a day and you just hate the living fuck out of them.
How did Hate Nation begin?
I was at a BROVention and this guy walked up to me with his hat tipped and his collar popped up. I looked at him and thought, 'god I hate you.' And you know, it felt good. I just hated the prick. Even though I find one person a day to hate, at BROVentions, I actually hate like 10 BROMasters a day. They kinda make it easy.
Have you ever been in a position at a BROVention where you couldn’t find someone to hate?
Oh Jesus, not usually. You can always find some drunk idiot, or some moron trying to be cool with a trucker hat. Not very tough. It has only happened once that I couldn’t find someone to Hate it out With.
Tells us about that experience.
Well, it was The Phoenix BROVention last year and time was running out to really hate
someone. Suddenly, Krosh approached me and started talking to me. And all the sudden, I looked at him and thought, ‘I hate people from Iran.” For no reason I can think of, I just hated the fucking guy.
someone. Suddenly, Krosh approached me and started talking to me. And all the sudden, I looked at him and thought, ‘I hate people from Iran.” For no reason I can think of, I just hated the fucking guy.How did he respond to your hate?
You don’t tell the person you hate that you are hating. That would defeat the purpose of Hate Nation. The best thing about Hate Nation is how it works. You see, you go find someone to hate with behind the back of the person you hate. See? That is why it is so wonderful, it isn’t true hating unless you do it behind the back of the person you hate. So the Hate actually brings people together, that is the essence. So I went and found xxxjay. That guy is like a pillar of hate. We just hated Krosh and all middle
eastern people for the rest of the night. Jay actually bought a Prius after that because he didn’t want to rely on gasoline fuel anymore. He really took hate to a new level. In this case, Hating brought us together and saved a glacier.Don’t you think Hate Nation kinda contradicts Hug Nation and everything you have worked to achieve?
Not really. Hate is a valuable emotion. I hate you and this site, and that feels pretty good.
Halcyon, it has been a pleasure. We look forward to next time.
Fuck off halfwit.
Halcyon continued by throwing a chair at me. The unusual interview wrapped up with Hal storming out in his Bumfights wife beater in a fury of anger.
Thanks BROMasters,
