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BROMaster coverage keeps going, all summer long.

Don't forget BROMasters, Spannow is having a big BRO gathering in a few days. The thread is sizzle, get in and be hot.

XBIZ Summer Forum. BROMaster friend A1rek, the pool, and tons of burned BROs.

BROMasters has tons of big surprises this summer also.

Stay tuned.

Naughty Ace call out thread becomes game of wits, BROMasters asked to play along.

Naughty America is known all around the BROMaster community as the program with some of the best paysites around, also the best games for BROMasters to use on sites. In fact, if you have never checked um out, you should.

Go here


But this morning, Naughty Ace took the games to a whole nuther level with a STEP INSIDE I AM CALLING YOU OUT DRAMA COMING thread!

Official title, Waat I'm calling you out!!!!! Step inside!

When you post "step inside," that says you mean business as a BRO. Its kinda the same as when you go over to your buddies rented apartment to watch the Nebraska game and his living room is painted using Home Depot Cornhusker colors, you know he means business. A vagina could fall in his nachos and he would still be all about business.

But if you think Ace's instructions stop with the fancy pants title, you couldn't be more wrong. After the "step inside" instructions, a BROMystery begins.

Apparently, the Naughty America offices got ALLL CRAAAAZZY this morning, and we were all invited to play along. I love games! Lets get started!

Thread here






Ace wants us to guess what's in the package. When you first read it, it appears Ace is asking us to guess what is in his package, in which case my first guess was going to be chlamydia and maybe a couple warts. Instead he means the cardboard box.

He makes it a real challenge by leaving the actual package closed. That narrows it down to say, 3 million tangible items that clear postal inspections 3 times daily, which fit into an 8x8 cardboard box.

Hmmmm...whatever could it be???? How exciting!

My guess is a "a more interesting thread." Wouldn't that be witty and shocking! Just when you expect the thread to get worse, Ole' Ace opens the box only to find Lensman's head with a post it note attached,
"Go refresh gfy now. fast huh? signed, TexasDreams."

... Ok, ok, I am trying, but BROPuzzles are really not my thing. He really has me stumped.









OH WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT YOU OLE' TRICKY BASTARD ACE!

Its BROShirts and a Hookah!

Now top that bowl off with some meth laced with heavy ghetto versions of Mexican Heroin and pass that shit so we can all numb ourselves and forget you ever posted this thread.

comments

I encourage people to say whatever they like, I am going to change the way comments work though.

BROMasters is moving. We are working on hosting now, the issue is hosting anon. Fubar will be given a link on the site. And we will make sure usernames are prioritized.

And as far as who BROMasters is, you will never know unless you are told and that isn't likely.

we always leave clues. like some of these

changing image names from webmaster.resize.image.
pulling text from board post to reword actual BROMaster text.
mysterious changing of links with webmaster codes in entries and sidebar
i am not going to hold hands, you can figure out the rest :) And so many there are.

Blogger accounts are free. Sometimes the answers are staring you in the eyes. The comments editing deal explains itself, just get a blogger account and see for yourself. If discovering identity is your ambition, please hire a new investigator other than Zingers. BROMaster is a fan of games, but don't just stick your dick in us and push, let us get off as well. Its the polite thing to do.

Thanks
BROMaster

Cybernet BROVention in the books. BROS went wild!

The Cybernet Expo 10th anniversary BROVention is in the books, and BROMasters has full coverage. We have a first hand look at all the free drinks, the brovention hoes, the biz meetings....just kidding.....and the BROS you have come to know and love!

Click to enlarge our FubarBROMaster pics, and if you attended, let this serve as an important reminder to get out your shout out threads in case you haven't already.

You want people to see that you are popular and well liked! Don't be late, shout out threads are already cropping up all over the boards! And don't forget to include all the popular BROS, even the ones that you don't like.

To make your BROVention shout out extra special, talk about how certain BROS are cool in person and sooooo different from their big bad BROMaster board nicks.














Bus rides are big part of BROVention madness. If you want to make your BROVention bus ride totally awesome, you need BROVention hoes. Leaving your seat open is a good idea on paper, but sometimes it doesn't turn out like you dreamed or like you saw situations turn out with other cool BROS in past pictures.

The important thing is that you remain a cool BRO, no matter what happens.



















Nothing makes a BROVention a BROVention without a no name band playing. All the BROS will be there and you can all rawk out together with the free drinks.

Don't be afraid to dance, remember, everyone loves a popular BRO that isn't afraid to get a little crazy at a BROVention.





















Good BROS attend seminars.

Better BROS sit on BROMaster panels and get noticed.

Be the BRO in the corner, or be the BRO on the panel, you decide.















Don't forget to have a nice BRO dinner and really rock the town!

BROMasters take over cities all the time, take advantage, remember, your business is in total shambles and the good BROtimes won't always be around.

Make some BROMemories and capture the moments!















You know you want to! You know you want to!

So why not do it? It only makes sense!

Give your BROS back home a ringy ring and let 'um know that you're out pimpin' a BROVention.

Make 'um feel uncool!

Don't forget to tell 'um you will hook 'um up at a BROVention one day....fully paid by your company of course, cause that's how you roll!












BROVentions sometimes have a lot of dudes around. Occasionally, treat yourself to one of the three hot girls that attend the BROVention.

You work hard, so cockblocking your BRO is ok.

Throw on that tie and pimp the BROVention, cause you the man!

























You are never too old to pimp a BROVention. But remember, you need to get those BROVention ladies liquored up on your company amex or sponsor drinks before you pimp too hard!

Give it time BROMasters!

And remember, pretend your program does signups!















GO BROS GO!

Remember BROS, everywhere you go, you are the only thing that matters. Don't let a bunch of kids try to ruin your day at the kid park!

Wave those hands in the air like a BRO that just don't care!











Awwww, what's the matter sad BRO?

Your sponsor drink run out?

You know what they say, it ain't over till the painted BROVention stripper dances, and by the looks of it, she a dancin'!!!

Keep your heads up BROS, there are 56 more BROVentions coming up. The good times will roll on.

Now pick up your sad BROFaces and give a big shout out!

Remember BROS, you're popular, you're loved and you rawk!

BROMasters has a pretty big announcement coming.

Things are changing.

We are still going to make fun of StickyZingers, that will stay the same but due to the overwhelming popularity of BROMasters, we are making a big change.

Please stay tuned and thanks for your support.

Aftershockmedia finds way to avoid a wedding, still somehow gets fucked in the deal.

Aftershockmedia, a dude we like here at BROMasters, was set to make a huge mistake when he announced he was getting married. More or less, Chio the former pirate posted a thread on ASM's behalf in an attempt to get people to donate some booty in exchange for a chair that is intended to help ASM stand up to dance with his future bride.

The booty donator would get a bunch of sigs. The donatee would get ass only from one girl for the rest of his natural life. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT HUH?

Then the twist, this just wouldn't be BROMasters without a twist.

Apparently ASM isn't getting legally married, so an uprising of sorts has began. Juicy D Links, fan of BROMasters, has called out to GFY that he isn't donating any booty, and that has caused an uproar.

Also, Baddog got rabies over the fact that the marriage isn't legal.

Thread here.

Poor ASM. Guy finds a way to work the system by telling his girl that they are getting married even though they don't actually get married, and he still gets SCREWED. I hope one day I can pull this off!

Dudes just can't win.

BROMasters presents a little Friday fun! Please check out our first EVER episode of ICQ Comic Strip!

Todays Feature ICQ Comic Strip: Fingering the BROMaster.
This ICQ Comic strip is a mystery slash drama! Watch as the internet detectives go after their man!




Part One and Part Two, left to right!

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"The whole secret of posting is to have no fear."





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Halcyon, Hug Nation featured on Yahoo, Hate Nation his true passion

Halcyon is our featured BROMaster of the day and he sat down with BROMaster this morning for a little one on one.

Halcyon is a peace profit. A purveyor of all things loving. And he was a recently featured on Yahoo.com for his site, Hug Nation. But there is more to Halcyon than the hugs, the pink, the leather, and the pecks. In fact, although Hug Nation has become a symbol of Halycon’s being and persona, it is another site that has served as his true love for years.

Hate Nation.

Sound too crazy to be true? Think again.

BROMaster sat down with Halcyon and uncovered a world not many people thought existed inside those leather chaps.


Hal, thanks for sitting down with BROMasters. Tell us about Hug Nation and how it felt to be the web person of the day on Yahoo!



Hug Nation is a site about love. I want to spread love. Yahoo really helped us get that message out. I am so excited that Hug Nation is really getting notoriety, we have some big things coming in the future, for example, we are…(interrupted)


BORING! He he Sorry Hal, we love you, but lets really get to the meat and potatoes. Tell us about Hate Nation



K, well Hate Nation is a project very near and dear to my heart. In summary, you choose one person a day and you just hate the living fuck out of them.


How did Hate Nation begin?



I was at a BROVention and this guy walked up to me with his hat tipped and his collar popped up. I looked at him and thought, 'god I hate you.' And you know, it felt good. I just hated the prick. Even though I find one person a day to hate, at BROVentions, I actually hate like 10 BROMasters a day. They kinda make it easy.


Have you ever been in a position at a BROVention where you couldn’t find someone to hate?


Oh Jesus, not usually. You can always find some drunk idiot, or some moron trying to be cool with a trucker hat. Not very tough. It has only happened once that I couldn’t find someone to Hate it out With.



Tells us about that experience.

Well, it was The Phoenix BROVention last year and time was running out to really hate someone. Suddenly, Krosh approached me and started talking to me. And all the sudden, I looked at him and thought, ‘I hate people from Iran.” For no reason I can think of, I just hated the fucking guy.

How did he respond to your hate?



You don’t tell the person you hate that you are hating. That would defeat the purpose of Hate Nation. The best thing about Hate Nation is how it works. You see, you go find someone to hate with behind the back of the person you hate. See? That is why it is so wonderful, it isn’t true hating unless you do it behind the back of the person you hate. So the Hate actually brings people together, that is the essence. So I went and found xxxjay. That guy is like a pillar of hate. We just hated Krosh and all middle eastern people for the rest of the night. Jay actually bought a Prius after that because he didn’t want to rely on gasoline fuel anymore. He really took hate to a new level. In this case, Hating brought us together and saved a glacier.


Don’t you think Hate Nation kinda contradicts Hug Nation and everything you have worked to achieve?



Not really. Hate is a valuable emotion. I hate you and this site, and that feels pretty good.



Halcyon, it has been a pleasure. We look forward to next time.



Fuck off halfwit.


Halcyon continued by throwing a chair at me. The unusual interview wrapped up with Hal storming out in his Bumfights wife beater in a fury of anger.

Thanks BROMasters,

Sticky Zingers paying nice odds. Get in now.

What do we love more than the odds? When they pay off. Zingerz may pay off like an x pill at burning man.

Go Zingerz. BROMaster need a new pair a shoes!

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Why do any of you even bother replying to sticky fingers ?

The guy knows it all, you are wasting your breath, and for every 1 post you make he makes 10 back.

He has proven in the past with his success that he has "substance" for his opinions. And surely the big idea he is working on will be ground breaking.

Let me lay some odds for anyone who wants to bet:

10:1 the "project" never launches
50:1 if it does launch it is dead in 6 months.

100:1 it is dead with in 12 months

even money he will reply to me 2 times from this thread.
2:1 he will reply 3 times because of this thread.
5:1 he will reply 4 times because of this thread.
10:1 he will reply 5+ times because of this thread.

Seriously, besides getting bumps out of this thread, there is no point replying to the guy. If you ignore him he will at most repeat himself 3 or 4 times and go away. If you reply he will be in for 20+ posts.

I can't wait to see the big idea i am so excited, like a school girl on prom night.


I went with 2 to 1 on the replies, I woulda went 3 to 1, but Will challenged Zingers so that one may be rough, although Zingers never backs down from an opportunity to prove himself a wet dream candidate for a social experiment on reverse psychology.

I am going to pull the trigger on 50 to 1 on business dead in 6 months. I am pretty sure he has a domain and that he can pretend it works for at least 6 months. I think Will screwed the poochy on that one.

You might could go 10 to 1 on never launches and 5 to 1 on 4 replies, that might be a smart bet to cover the bases with.

Lock down your bets boys.

A poll about Lars being evicted from the internet apartment complex gets Sticky.

We have missed StickyZingerz here at BROMasters. He is like a pet chihuahua to an asthmatic toddler. If you are having a gfy attack, just call StickyZingerz into your thread and he will take all the attacks for you.

Right here.

Actually, just hit page 2. The Zingerz stuff is way more fun.

Zingerz breakdown

SxDx fired from Ramos Consulting, we seek new BR rep immediately

For immediate release

Start press release now

Urgent release
Ft. Lauderdale, FL

Ramos Consulting, a company founded on industry agility and BROVention attendance, is seeking a BROMaster Relations rep. We wish SxDx all the best, he has been with us since the beginning of the Ramos disaster and continued crisis, but we feel the time is ripe to move on. We will still hang out with SxDx and exchange BRO post on gfy, so that all stays the same.

BR person must be able to do the following.


-Spin like a methed out Indian on a cotton wheel protesting British oppression. After BROVentions, I sometimes have issues with people and I need someone who can get in quickly and turn me back into a BRO, fast. You must be inventive and willing to completely lie.


-Perfect BR should have solid understanding of the Gordian knot consulting role that is my job. In other words, when I change jobs, be ready to untangle the mess and turn it into a big deal about how great I am.

-must have extensive BRO contact list in sidekick in case of gfy emergencies


Job location and date of start.

I pretty much need you to start now, in this thread.

Ramos remains winless in BROVention fights this weekend at Redneck.

Fighting a trained MMA guy isn't a move most BROMasters use to try to get that first big win, but hey, every BRO to themselves.

Ramos defeated by Anthony. Fight time, 2 seconds. Win by knockout. Anthony used his left pinky throughout most of the 2 seconds while Ramos countered with 14 sponsored tequila shots, a couple of sponsored pina coladas, ghetto jive talk sponsored by bad white rap albums and some courage he obtained from the Wizard just before he rationalized that fighting Anthony made sense.

Thread here.

This brings his BROVention fight record to 0 - 2, which is actually better than his record vs employers which remains at 0 - 5.

Lia19, Miss BROMaster June

Because we aren't pussies.

BROMasters. Doing what's right.

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BROMaster Access shows always bring the free sponsor drinks. If you are a real BRO, you get to drink for free.

Real BROS never have an empty cup at a BROVention.

Overall, the BROVention was great.

Lots of Thanks Bros threads are already going, you know, the ones where people have to let you know they were invited to the big vip dinner or they got to hang out with a popular BRO.

Basically the kinda shit we love here at BROMasters.

Any real BRO starts big thank you threads pretty much right after the big vip event. You want to be the first one out of the gates.







<<.Nothing says "I hate pussy" quite like posing in front of a bunch of girls at a BROVention.


Look bros, you can pose with them, or around them, but don't treat them like you are an asian boy hanging at a carshow. They aren't Supras.

If you actually want some pussy at a BROVention, tell them you can make them a star.










Real BROs jam out with an electric guitar.>>>


No they don't.


This was a mistake. But every BRO makes a mistake from time to time. Best thing to do is go post a thread and tell everyone how totally wasted you were and tell everyone that a cool BRO kept buying you Jaeger shots.

The other BROs will respect that and you will still be a BRO.

<<<.Check out my Playboy Blue Shield Health card.

Some cards have privileges.

Just don't end up at the chapel kids, stay strong.

See all you BROs at the next BROVention.