As most of you already know from our postings on the boards, we added a new fabulon dell computer to our computer lineup. But as we already said in the press release, when Pedro plugged in the usb 60 gig hd, it only showed 58 gigs.
Our PROMO! was so awesome that we used up the 58 gigs and new clients have been down because of it. If you signed up this month, you are down.
We seriously are sorry. Pedro is working his mexican ass off trying to get a new hd with the full 60 gigs we were promised. He has been calling western gate and we expect an answer really soon.
So don't panic, as usual we have it all under control. We expect all the sites that have been down the past week to be up by no later than Memorial day.
thank you,
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Friday, March 16, 2007
Sleazy's TGP VIP party invite NOT given to JaneB
I guess this TGP elitist invite thread is becoming a yearly thing. Ok basically SleazyDream makes a post every year and tells everyone that they are not invited to his party at the upcoming brovention. And every year people get mad.
I think Sleazy is just trying to cause a fuss' but you know GFYers, if they think they are being left out, they start flexing post counts and stuff. Anyways, this year the whole threadtastrophy really went the distance!
God I love drama! You know, I have no traffic and pretty much no life, so this kind a thing really fucking rules for me!
So check it!
The post gets off to its usual start and people start hating on Sleazy. Totally expected. He tells everyone that they are not invited and that he sent out an invite already. Of course, all the people invited start posting thanks as a way to show everyone that they fit in and are totally vip. Anyways, nothing groundbreaking in that, happens every year.
Ok, so, lets break down a fanfuckingtastical 16 page GFY gem!
By page two, Sleazy's long time arch enemy Beemk starts in on him and the fireworks are off and poppin' like orville redenbacher!
mabye your memory is as bad as your spelling then, or mabye you're in denial. not only have i been to the parties, but you've also went out of your way to meet up with me and buy me drinks, and i've also bought advertising on your site. mabye you should pay more close attention to who buys advertising and less attention to trying to invite people to your parties to get more "friends" in the industry.
Of course Sleazy breaks out the 2 cents image and fires back
still don't know who the fuck you are
sucks for you cause till I do you ain't getting an invite
Pretty much Beemk never really gets an invite and he doesn't seem to want one either, but the poppin' continues without much spectacularness for a little bit with GFYers Kre8tor, Afrin and wiredoctor telling Sleazy he is ticking off clients. Kinda the usual drama, but still so far it is worth reading.
And then
Enter JaneB.
God I now love this broad after this thread! Talk about bringing the drama and not having any dignity whatsoever! I love it. Ok, JaneB turns out to be Jane Burgess who is a pretty hot model girl that only does the "goods" with her hubby.
On page 3, Janey secures her place in the battle and the thread takes on a whole new face!
Haha that is funny. I talked to some of the tgp owners and they are not invited. Fuck I own a tgp site that is newer and doing great. Just another loser thinking he is cool. It sems like porn is full of people like him. I have talked to some of the people invited and they have nothing to do with traffic and they said they did not buy ads on his site.
This is just the start, Janey also brings in GFYer Bitchbuster. And he fires off to.
Good for you. Most of the parties are just morans in porn who wish they were more well known. Would do anything to get their pics posted online or in one of the magazines. Just a bunch of losers who think they are important but no one really gives a shit about them. The real big people in porn don't post threads like this one. They don't need to exclude anyone just to make themselves feel like they are powerful. They know they are rocking and don't have to show off. Sleazy is a fuck and most people know it. He is a little man in the world of porn.
Now it turns out Bitchbuster is Janey's friend in Arizona which is why he jumps in. That is what is so great about drama, you can always depend on the friends to jump in and come to the rescue. Especially when a girl is involved, the all the dudes who want to hit it jump in.
The debacle continues when Janey tells Sleazy he will never get to play with her tits.
My tits are great, and all real. You will never get the pleasure of watching them bounce in person. That is for only very special people, and you are not on the list.
Sleazy replies telling Janey that he could just pay $24.99 for access to her site.
Now, so far you are probably thinking the drama is just ok. But trust in me folks, this one gets good baby!
Ok, so far,
-Sleazy is having a party
-Not everyone is invited
-Janey is hot and doesn't like Sleazy
-Janey has great tits
-Sleazy will not get to see the titties at the next show
-Sleazy says all he has to do is pay $24.99 to get full titty access.
So, lets keep on goin'
Sleazy tells Janey that anything is possible, like he could accidentally see her tits, like if he walked in on her changing, in other words, Sleazy believes in the Adidas "impossible is nothing" ads.
But Janey says if he comes to her house that she will sick her german shepard on him.
Check. Janey. No one wants to fuck with a German Shepard!
So Sleazy starts telling her that people with no traffic that want to get in her pants will stick up for her to try to drop the panties. Jane fights back saying she "doesn't think she is all that."
Suddenly and without any warning, sub drama breaks out!
Jimmy3way says
Is that the place where Raimi t-boned me and cracked my ribs?
and Bitchbuster says
If you post fake shit again on me dating someone I am not, I will crack your ribs at the Forum you little prick.
and then Jimmy3way says
You must be fucking kidding me. Come find me, I fucking dare you. Ask around, I'll be easy to find.
Oh man I love it when GFY nicks go at each other. You can almost hear them being restrained through the keyboards. All this tough talk has me parched, time for a little lemon lime sprite :)
Now, Janey is getting real heated and I can't confirm the next stuff, kinda he said, she said, she blew kinda thing, but lets carry on.
Sleazy now claims that Janey is hiting him up on icq offering sex for an invite, this is when the thread really gets good. Honestly, the thread is long, so I would recommend just going directly to page 7 if you are interested in reading all this yourself. But I recommend that you just let me do the break downs.
Sleazy says,
thanks for the icq. I admit, you're hot. Can't deny that. I will fuck your brains out for an invite. find me tuesday night or wed morning. As agreed you can keep up the persona on here. Looking forward to it, see you in phoenix!
WOO HOOO!
How awesome is this drama????
I guess Janey didn't take well to Sleazy posting that.
You must be drunk. I never sent you an icq message. So stop making shit up. What is my icq number? Shit you wish I would send you an icq. I also said I thought you were an asshole, and do not want to go to your party. I would never fuck anyone for an invite, so don't flatter yourself. I have never talked to you except for on here, so I don't know who the hell you talked to on icq but it was not me. Like I said what was the icq number?
Now, this thread is already a hall of fame drama kinda affair, and you probably wouldn't believe me if I told you that it was about to get better.
But
This motherfucker is about to get better!
So Janey brings in the lawyers and all kinds of peoples are going to be sued. She is mad that Sleazy is posting pictures of her from her site. Nothing special pretty much the lawyers make way into all drama threads. What makes this thread classic is coming up.
So Sleazy tells GFY that Janey is mad at him because she begged him for an ambush interview a while back and that he turned her down. At the same time, someone from Janey's site post Sleazy's signup info.
Uh Oh. Bad bad bad.
Janey gets mad and cancels Sleazy's membership! And doesn't refund him! How great is this?
I am pretty sure this is the best thread of 2007. Well, the year is young. So I guess we will see.
So it goes, if you are a masochist and into suffering through all the gibberish, visit the actual thread. If not, let us do the dirty work for you.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=715380
I think Sleazy is just trying to cause a fuss' but you know GFYers, if they think they are being left out, they start flexing post counts and stuff. Anyways, this year the whole threadtastrophy really went the distance!
God I love drama! You know, I have no traffic and pretty much no life, so this kind a thing really fucking rules for me!
So check it!
The post gets off to its usual start and people start hating on Sleazy. Totally expected. He tells everyone that they are not invited and that he sent out an invite already. Of course, all the people invited start posting thanks as a way to show everyone that they fit in and are totally vip. Anyways, nothing groundbreaking in that, happens every year.
Ok, so, lets break down a fanfuckingtastical 16 page GFY gem!
By page two, Sleazy's long time arch enemy Beemk starts in on him and the fireworks are off and poppin' like orville redenbacher!
mabye your memory is as bad as your spelling then, or mabye you're in denial. not only have i been to the parties, but you've also went out of your way to meet up with me and buy me drinks, and i've also bought advertising on your site. mabye you should pay more close attention to who buys advertising and less attention to trying to invite people to your parties to get more "friends" in the industry.
Of course Sleazy breaks out the 2 cents image and fires back
still don't know who the fuck you are
sucks for you cause till I do you ain't getting an invite
Pretty much Beemk never really gets an invite and he doesn't seem to want one either, but the poppin' continues without much spectacularness for a little bit with GFYers Kre8tor, Afrin and wiredoctor telling Sleazy he is ticking off clients. Kinda the usual drama, but still so far it is worth reading.
And then
Enter JaneB.
God I now love this broad after this thread! Talk about bringing the drama and not having any dignity whatsoever! I love it. Ok, JaneB turns out to be Jane Burgess who is a pretty hot model girl that only does the "goods" with her hubby.
On page 3, Janey secures her place in the battle and the thread takes on a whole new face!
Haha that is funny. I talked to some of the tgp owners and they are not invited. Fuck I own a tgp site that is newer and doing great. Just another loser thinking he is cool. It sems like porn is full of people like him. I have talked to some of the people invited and they have nothing to do with traffic and they said they did not buy ads on his site.
This is just the start, Janey also brings in GFYer Bitchbuster. And he fires off to.
Good for you. Most of the parties are just morans in porn who wish they were more well known. Would do anything to get their pics posted online or in one of the magazines. Just a bunch of losers who think they are important but no one really gives a shit about them. The real big people in porn don't post threads like this one. They don't need to exclude anyone just to make themselves feel like they are powerful. They know they are rocking and don't have to show off. Sleazy is a fuck and most people know it. He is a little man in the world of porn.
Now it turns out Bitchbuster is Janey's friend in Arizona which is why he jumps in. That is what is so great about drama, you can always depend on the friends to jump in and come to the rescue. Especially when a girl is involved, the all the dudes who want to hit it jump in.
The debacle continues when Janey tells Sleazy he will never get to play with her tits.
My tits are great, and all real. You will never get the pleasure of watching them bounce in person. That is for only very special people, and you are not on the list.
Sleazy replies telling Janey that he could just pay $24.99 for access to her site.
Now, so far you are probably thinking the drama is just ok. But trust in me folks, this one gets good baby!
Ok, so far,
-Sleazy is having a party
-Not everyone is invited
-Janey is hot and doesn't like Sleazy
-Janey has great tits
-Sleazy will not get to see the titties at the next show
-Sleazy says all he has to do is pay $24.99 to get full titty access.
So, lets keep on goin'
Sleazy tells Janey that anything is possible, like he could accidentally see her tits, like if he walked in on her changing, in other words, Sleazy believes in the Adidas "impossible is nothing" ads.
But Janey says if he comes to her house that she will sick her german shepard on him.
Check. Janey. No one wants to fuck with a German Shepard!
So Sleazy starts telling her that people with no traffic that want to get in her pants will stick up for her to try to drop the panties. Jane fights back saying she "doesn't think she is all that."
Suddenly and without any warning, sub drama breaks out!
Jimmy3way says
Is that the place where Raimi t-boned me and cracked my ribs?
and Bitchbuster says
If you post fake shit again on me dating someone I am not, I will crack your ribs at the Forum you little prick.
and then Jimmy3way says
You must be fucking kidding me. Come find me, I fucking dare you. Ask around, I'll be easy to find.
Oh man I love it when GFY nicks go at each other. You can almost hear them being restrained through the keyboards. All this tough talk has me parched, time for a little lemon lime sprite :)
Now, Janey is getting real heated and I can't confirm the next stuff, kinda he said, she said, she blew kinda thing, but lets carry on.
Sleazy now claims that Janey is hiting him up on icq offering sex for an invite, this is when the thread really gets good. Honestly, the thread is long, so I would recommend just going directly to page 7 if you are interested in reading all this yourself. But I recommend that you just let me do the break downs.
Sleazy says,
thanks for the icq. I admit, you're hot. Can't deny that. I will fuck your brains out for an invite. find me tuesday night or wed morning. As agreed you can keep up the persona on here. Looking forward to it, see you in phoenix!
WOO HOOO!
How awesome is this drama????
I guess Janey didn't take well to Sleazy posting that.
You must be drunk. I never sent you an icq message. So stop making shit up. What is my icq number? Shit you wish I would send you an icq. I also said I thought you were an asshole, and do not want to go to your party. I would never fuck anyone for an invite, so don't flatter yourself. I have never talked to you except for on here, so I don't know who the hell you talked to on icq but it was not me. Like I said what was the icq number?
Now, this thread is already a hall of fame drama kinda affair, and you probably wouldn't believe me if I told you that it was about to get better.
But
This motherfucker is about to get better!
So Janey brings in the lawyers and all kinds of peoples are going to be sued. She is mad that Sleazy is posting pictures of her from her site. Nothing special pretty much the lawyers make way into all drama threads. What makes this thread classic is coming up.
So Sleazy tells GFY that Janey is mad at him because she begged him for an ambush interview a while back and that he turned her down. At the same time, someone from Janey's site post Sleazy's signup info.
Uh Oh. Bad bad bad.
Janey gets mad and cancels Sleazy's membership! And doesn't refund him! How great is this?
I am pretty sure this is the best thread of 2007. Well, the year is young. So I guess we will see.
So it goes, if you are a masochist and into suffering through all the gibberish, visit the actual thread. If not, let us do the dirty work for you.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=715380
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Ever have a board drama with someone and feel confused?
BROMasters are here to help you. Listen, we know it can get tough out there, and we want to help you. Here is our advice
1. Tell them you are going to sue them for slander if they keep posting things about you or even around you.
Do I have to have an attorney for this? Hellz no. Someone will probably talk shit about you saying slander instead of libel. Don't sweat, just tell them you aren't the "grammer police." Remember, you are in control, not them.
2. icq your buddy list and ask for help. Just try to get some "standup guy" post in there.
3. Challenge the poster to a fight.
Tell them at the next brovention you are going to kick their ass.
1. Tell them you are going to sue them for slander if they keep posting things about you or even around you.
Do I have to have an attorney for this? Hellz no. Someone will probably talk shit about you saying slander instead of libel. Don't sweat, just tell them you aren't the "grammer police." Remember, you are in control, not them.
2. icq your buddy list and ask for help. Just try to get some "standup guy" post in there.
3. Challenge the poster to a fight.
Tell them at the next brovention you are going to kick their ass.
Thursday, March 1, 2007
Bromasterbuckscash.tv big announcement!!!
Studio City, Ca.
BMBC corp LLC inc. would like to formerly announce in our press release that we are now a major gay program. We bought a whole lot of gay content and we put it up in a member area.
Next we took a rainbow and put it on our tours and then we made a post on GFY and JBM about it. In the post we said the program was doing really awesome in beta and that now we are converting at -2 / o. Basically the sites are so good that more people are joining than actual surfers hitting the site.
This is a new record.
We would like to also use this formerl press release to announce that we hired a gay person and that they are in charge of gay stuff.
BMBC corp LLC inc. would like to formerly announce in our press release that we are now a major gay program. We bought a whole lot of gay content and we put it up in a member area.
Next we took a rainbow and put it on our tours and then we made a post on GFY and JBM about it. In the post we said the program was doing really awesome in beta and that now we are converting at -2 / o. Basically the sites are so good that more people are joining than actual surfers hitting the site.
This is a new record.
We would like to also use this formerl press release to announce that we hired a gay person and that they are in charge of gay stuff.
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